The A-Team – TV Series

This American action/adventure TV series was probably my favourite as a child and 24 years after it was axed I have to say that I still love it. While a lot of TV shows from one’s childhood are often not as good as you remember I’m happy to say that that is not true (in my opinion) for this programme. This was essential teatime viewing in the 1980’s and was known for it’s simple stories with the bad guys being easy to spot as our four Robin Hood-type heroes beat them using a range of weaponry and explosives that never killed anyone or even did them too much injury. The plots were written to be easily understandable to the typical child-like brain which is probably why it still appeals!

With knowledge that an A-Team movie was on the way I bought (or got bought) the complete five season A-Team box sets when I was back in England last Christmas and spent the first half of this year working my way through all 98 episodes.

 

Of course one of the best things about the A-Team was the theme tune including the military style narrative introduction which I never grow tired of hearing. The iconic black van played a huge role in the status of the series and is still something I’d love to see with my own eyes. I had hoped to see it when I went to Universal Studio’s in Hollywood in 2002 as I’d heard it was rusting away on the backlot but sadly it was nowhere to be seen. The ‘Cars of the Stars’ Museum in Keswick in the north of England may be the solution as I think that is home to one of the GMC van’s used throughout the five seasons.

Needless to say that the main reason for its success were the four main characters; Colonel John Hannibal Smith, Lieutenant Templeton Face-man Peck, Captain Howling Mad Murdock and Sergeant BA Baracus played by the main star of the show Mr T. The fact that he was the star supposedly upset George Peppard who was the real proper Hollywood actor which lead to a lot of tension on the set as was explored in detail in the Channel 4 show ‘Bring Back The A-Team‘ show a few years ago.

 

Here are some of the formulaic parts of an episode:

* Cars flying through the air and turning upside down having collided with some obstacle such as a car.

* B.A. Baracus throwing somone over his head.

* One of the A-Team diving on top of somone from above.

* Weaponry and vehicles being formed out of some leftover cr*p in a warehouse which they got locked in.

* The team escaping in a car and driving through a gate or barrier as a couple of guys dived out of the way.

* No-one ever really getting hurt. After a huge car-crash the cameras would always later cut-back to the enemy dusting themselves down or coming out of the wreckage unhurt.

* One of the team hurling a grenade in the direction of the enemy who then dived for survival.

* Being caught by Colonel Lynch, Colonel Decker or General Fullbright many times but always escaping.

* Murdock having to escape from his mental ward in may episodes.

* The catchphrases: “I love it when a plan come’s together”, “Hannibal’s on the jazz”, “I pity the fool” and “I ain’t getting on no plane!”.

* B.A. being drugged to get him on a plane.

* Murdock & B.A. nearly coming to blows in most episodes.

* Face scamming a vehicle or other object with relative ease.

* Hannibal seemingly chain-smoking his cigar’s.

* Hannibal saying “You’ve just hired the A-Team” whilst usually in disguise having lead the potential client through a series of tests to see if they were legitimate.

The series ran for five seasons with the first four being pretty much of the same formula. Having just watched all of them this year I can see why the ratings did fall as the fourth season kicked in. The already-simple plots became ever more lame or increasingly stupid with ridiculous guest appearances from the likes of Boy George and Hulk Hogan. However, the season four finale did include a death and was notable for some truly serious dramatic moments with the A-Team members privately reminiscing on their Vietnam war experiences

The final season’s changes in style were not popular with a fifth member of the team added and having been captured they were now working for a guy in a style similar to the Mission Impossible TV series. The show was axed mid-way through this season and brought the curtain down on one of the most man-driven shows and its taken a while but only now has an A-Team movie been made but will it be any good?

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Tokyo Fox’s World Cup 2010 Overview

So after four weeks the final whistle has blown on the World Cup and now my life can hopefully return to as normal as possible meaning no more split sleeping shifts, sleep deprivation or catching 40 winks in between lessons.

On reflection, England were woeful and the worlds biggest under-achievers failed to deliver anything beyond the minimum. The displays of the overpaid prima-donnas that make up the England team has to be questioned. Definitely a case of reverse symmetry in that the whole was not greater than the sum of its parts.

That was the intro to the Tokyo Fox World Cup overview four years ago and it’s scary how little has changed for us English since then. In fact, I would clearly say that, despite an almost perfect qualifying campaign, this tournament was the worst in my living memory and the team just never got going. Not one player has come out of the World Cup with his head held high. The same could be said for many of the so-called star players who didn’t perform to the level most of us had hoped. While England were woeful there was some small consolation in that things were even more shambolic for the French and the defending champions Italy didn’t fare much better.

The only team to not actually lose a single game were New Zealand who did their nation proud with three battling draws. Japan did likewise with a couple of unexpected wins and a penalty shoot out defeat which saw them go out with their dignity in tact. I still feel that they could have gone for it more in their second round game with Paraguay as the match was there for the taking.

As for the African nations, they were largely disappointing with only Ghana going beyond the group stage and they were cheated out of a semi-final spot by Uruguay who had a great tournament and in Diego Forlan they had the player of the championships. After his Europa Cup exploits a few months ago its not been a bad year for the Manchester United reject!

Hosts South Africa seemingly did a great job hosting the event but were always unlikely to have much impact football-wise but at least they went out in a blaze of glory beating the French in that final group game. The much talked about vuvuzela’s were annoying me before a ball had even been kicked but I never believed that they should have been banned as was being talked about at one time. I guess there wasn’t much else to talk about after a very dull opening round of group games.

Overall, I have to say (as I did four years ago) that the Germans were the most entertaining team to watch. I know most people say that the Spanish were the kings of entertainment but I find their constant passing build-up play tedious at times. Having said that, I was glad to see them beat the Germans who in turn had thrashed the Argies before that. For me the Argentina coach Maradona was nothing more than a glorified cheerleader!

Before the final I wanted to see the Dutch win but in the end justice was done with Spain winning 1-0 for the fourth consecutive game. This showpiece game was a huge disappointment with some of the most negative tactics ever from Holland who just wanted to stop Spain playing. With foul after foul, the game never really got going as was shown by the ridiculous high number of yellow cards shown (all justified if you ask me) by the English referee Howard Webb. I was thankful that it didn’t go down to the lottery of penalty kick’s to decide the winner of the 2010 World Cup Final. Spain were worthy winners and having been perrennial under-achievers for so long they have overcome that voodoo with victory in both the European Championship and World Cup Final’s. England badly need to immitate the Spanish but I won’t hold my breath on that one!

* There were 64 games played since June 11th and I tweeted my daily predictions through twitter and facebook. It’s fair to say that I didn’t do as well as that blo*dy octopus as I only got a measly one score correct. What a loser!

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Back To The Future 25th Anniversary

Many people assume that Star Wars is my favourite film but that’s probably just because of the EU (expanded universe) and its endless amount of products. ‘Back To The Future‘ (1985) is actually my number one film of all time and late last year I bought a collection of props from the trilogy which I picked up when I went back home for Christmas. The set features:

  • Full 3 page Delorean Repair Instructions
  • Doc’s Flux Capacitor Diagram
  • ‘Enchantment Under The Sea’ Photo
  • Marty’s Letter To Doc
  • ‘OH LA LA’ front and back covers
  • ‘Tales From Space’ magazine covers
  • ‘A Match Made In Space’ Book Cover
  • Aged letter from Marty to Doc
  • Save The Clock Tower (1 white, 1 yellow and 1 blue)
  • Sports Almanac Book Cover
  • Cusco ‘You’re Fired’ Fax at the 3 stages
  • Pepsi Logo’s
  • ‘No Hoverboarding’ Sign
  • Cafe 80’s Menu
  • Delorean Map
  • Library Card
  • Social Security Card
  • Cinema ticket for “The Goonies”
  • Concert ticket 
  • Biff Tannen Museum ticket
  • Student card
  •  ‘Free Pepsi’ coupon
  • Driver’s License
  • Tardly Slip
  • ‘Battle of the Bands’ Flyer
  •  Doc’s card
  • Photo of Marty and Jennifer
  • Family Photo

Back To The Future 25th Anniversary  

Anyway, this month marks the 25th Anniversary of ‘Back To The Future‘ which I love due in part to the skateboarding scenes (which I really loved as a teenager), the soundtrack, the plot and the chemistry between Michael J Fox (Marty McFly) and Christopher Lloyd (Doc Brown). It was such a great thrill to see the Delorean, Biff’s car and the famous clock tower when I went to the Universal Studio’s in California in 2002. It was, and still is, a fantastic 1980’s flick combining sci-fi, action, comedy and romance and even now when I watch it, I still notice new things which are so important to the plot in this film or either of its sequels.

 

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Hugo In Tokyo Pt III – Tourist Central

Hugo’s first few days were spent very much in Tokyo’s urban centre taking in the typical guidebook sites. I took him to the likes of Shinjuku, Harajuku and Shibuya on day one with the former including the Metroplitan government building which showed him what he had let himself in for in terms of concrete as far as the eye can see. As it was a Sunday Harajuku and Yoyogi Park were obvious choices but surprisingly there were very few cosplayers hanging out outside Harajuku station. No idea what’s happened to them but its seemingly been aan activity in decline for a while now. The ‘Elvis’ rock ‘n’ roll dancers were thankfully still in Yoyogi Park strutting their stuff in the heat as were a new collective of line dancers.

 

The following day we went to see the Imperial Palace but couldn’t go inside the East gardens as they are closed on Mondays which was something I hadn’t thought about but no real loss as I don’t recall it being that great inside. Luckily for us, it was another beautiful day (in the rainy season) so we walked onto Hibiya and Ginza where we went in the Sony Centre building which was a place I hadn’t been to since my first few weeks in Japan all those years ago. A great place for that hands-on experience of the latest electronic marvels.

Hugo kept on saying he loved water so as it was nice we took the monorail over rainbow bridge to the man-made island of Odaiba and from there we later took a boat cruise up the Sumida-gawa river to Asakusa senso-ji temple which is perhaps the most touristy place in Tokyo and as it was already 6pm when we arrived most of the stalls were already closed meaning fewer crowds.

 

Again, Hugo was struggling with the long days and the extreme and intense humidity of a Japanese summer so the following day would be an easier day. That day included the beautiful Rikugien gardens near Komagome which are seemingly natural in appearance but are actually artificial. Can’t say I am bothered at all about that.

 

Ueno Park was on the itinerary next and we casually walked around the huge area taking in a temple and Shinobazu pond. Of course there were more activities but that’s all I am going to say about Hugo’s trip (I think three parts is enough!) other than that, despite my negative tone at times in these entries, it was nice to have a friend visit a place which is similar yet so different from that in Western society.

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Hugo In Tokyo Pt II – Hiking

Without a guidebook and pretty much no knowledge of what was in Tokyo, Hugo came with very few ideas other than going to a zoo, a beach and a water-park! Of course these things are all probably a bit different here but they don’t exactly give a real impression of the capital city do they?

However, one thing he did want to do was climb Mount Fuji. Sadly he was around just before the official climbing season (July and August) but I said before his arrival that, depending on the weather, we might still climb it and from the very bottom too rather than the 5th station which almost everyone (including myself in 2007) starts from. I soon realised it wouldn’t be possible due to a mxiture of laziness, slight injuries (Hugo’s back and my calf), weather (rainy season and wind chill factor) and Hugo basically struggling with the long days and climate of this country.

On Friday 25th June I got up early to see Japan’s surprising win over Denmark and once the match was over we went to Shinjuku to take an early bus to Kawaguchiko Lake which is in the foreground of Mount Fuji. Once we had boarded the bus I told Hugo to keep his ticket but he ignored me and ripped it up which caused great embarassment for me on our arrival as the driver asked for the tickets and made us piece together his ticket (all parts) while shouting at him. Of course he was stupid but the driver was a bit over-the-top given that we had shown the tickets to get on the bus but this is Japan where rules are rules.

We took the ropeway up to Mount Kachi-Kachi which supposedly offers the best views of Fuji. The view of the symbolic mountain was OK when viewed the old-fashioned way (through one’s eyes!) though a bit cloudy whereas the view through a lens was not so great. We walked around about half of the lake amid glorious sunshine and ended up at a batting centre which was something I had wanted to show Hugo though I never expected it at this scenic location.

After that we walked about a bit more where I had to endure a very stubborn guy from Sweden thinking he coud climb the mountain there and then despite being more suitably dressed to go a club! Despite having on only a shirt and trainers he seemd to think he could walk to the 5th station five hours away and then climb Fuji-san with no torch, oxygen supllies or Japanese ability! The guy hadn’t done any research about climbing it but seemed to think that he knew better than anyone else. The Japanese all stick to the rules and while I believe that you can probably climb it fairly easily you still need to be more prepared than Hugo was. Luckily, the woman at the tourist information managed to get through to him more than I could.

     

Two days prior to that we had gone up Mount Takao which is a short mountain right on the western edge of Tokyo prefecture. Only 599m tall and most of that is ascended via chairlift. We hadn’t planned to go to Takao on that day but when we got to our intended destination of Tama Zoo we found it closed which was annoying as their website said nothing about such a thing. While we were quite near(ish) Takao I made a quick decision to do a late afternoon summit of a mountain which I must have been up about half a dozen times now.

 

On the day in-between these two mountains we went to Kamakura which involved a fair bit of hiking between Jochi-ji temple and the giant Daibutsu. Even though it was very hot the previous days rain meant the hiking course was very muddy in places and slippy in my trainers which I hadn’t expected. It took quite a while to complete the course through the woods before we reached the Great Buddha and the dump of a beach that is Yuigahama. Hugo was impressed though!

 
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Hugo In Tokyo Pt I – The World Cup

My friend Hugo arrived from Sweden on June 19th with a promise of spending my week off with him sightseeing, drinking and watching the World Cup. The former part can be seen in more detail in the next couple of posts and the drinking only really happened once or twice. The latter didn’t exactly go to plan either as he was always tired by the time the matches came on and so slept his way through most of the games leaving me to go it alone.

We went out for the Japan v Holland game within minutes of being re-united and my girlfriend joined us so we didn’t see too much of that for all the chat taking place. Apart from that game we didn’t watch any games in bars which has as much to do with the games being on at a time here which isn’t convenient for the last train home. He managed to watch most of the England v Germany game with me before either calling it a night or just giving up on our boys who were sadly beaten by the better team.

On Hugo’s first proper day we started off in Shinjuku and went up to the 45th floor of the Metropolitan government building for views of the concrete jungle for as far as the eye could see. Yoyogi park, Harajuku and Shibuya all followed on foot and it was while in Yoyogi that we stumbled upon the Samurai Blue Park which had been specially set up for the World Cup for as long as Japan were in the tournament which turned out to be one game longer than most people though, including the Japanese themselves!. It was basically just a huge tent/marquee with some sponsor stalls and big TV screens as well as some exhibits of old Japan shirts.

The controversial ‘jabulani’ World Cup ball from Adidas was also on show and outside was a mini pitch for kids to have a kick around on. I saw an advertisement inviting people to watch the Japan v Holland game there the night before but I have no idea if alcohol was available while watching it.

       

A week after that I took Hugo to the Japan World Cup Museum in Ochanomizu which I visited four years ago and is a nice museum featuring many exhibits from the World Cup jointly hosted by Japan in 2002 as well as some other stuff from Japan’s football history.

 
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Review: Films Set In Japan – Rain Fall (2009)

In April last year I wrote an entry about the release of ‘Rain Fall‘ (2009); a film I wanted to see in Japanese but couldn’t due to the language barrier. The boot was well and truly on the other foot for once given that it’s usually Japanese who suffer because of the time it seemingly takes to put subtitles on films or American TV shows here.

Anyway, thanks to my friend Ethan (who sent me a link) I was able to watch it recently and how disappointed I was. I have only just finished reading the sixth Barry Eisler book to follow the life of anti-hero John Rain (a half-Japanese, half-American former soldier turned freelance assassin) and really enjoyed that as well as the previous two which I read back-to-back over the last couple of months. All gripping stuff but, as is often the case, the film version was not up to scratch in my opinion.

It starts off OK and is very Bourne-esque in the filming and story-line but it went downhill completely in the second half of the movie with plot holes and unconvincing fight scenes which just didn’t live up to what was described by Barry Eisler in the book.

Gary Oldman is in the film and put in a good performance and while the Japanese actors gave it their best, I found it to be a bit wooden especially when they had to speak English which is not too often as the movie is predominantly in Japanese.

By the time ‘Rain Fall‘ reached it’s cliché ending I was quite despondent that an exciting novel about a hit man with issues had been transformed into a fairly dull and boring movie.

Tokyo Fox Rating 5/10

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Tokyo Daytripper: Yoshimi Hyakuana WWII Cliff Tombs

Having finally found the place I willingly gave up just 300 yen (about two pounds fifty) to enter Hyakuana which translates as 100 holes. A good name and that’s all it is as there are actually more than double that amount! This Saitama-based location is not in any guide books and I only found out about it while looking at “haikyo” (abandoned ruins) websites. For that reason and the fact that it wasn’t a weekend meant I was the only visitor there to start with (a few couples arrived sporadically later on). My first port of call was the tunnels which were made bigger during WWII to protect the Japanese from the Allied bombing raids. According to this fascinating military museums website they were enlarged in 1945 through the efforts of 3,500 Korean forced labourers.

     

Most students have asked me if I was scared to which I say no and thats not just me being all macho. Its just that I often went cycling along an old train track to some tunnels in my hometown when I was a teenager. Those tunnels were completely dark but the ones in Yoshimi were very well lit and were used as storage for weapons in WWII. Only 10% of the tunnels are actually open to visitors with portcullis’ blocking the end of each path.

After I exited the tunnels I explored the caves which are actually over 1300 years old with differing opinions on their history whether it be be aboriginal homes from the end of the 19th century or a WWII ammunition factory. Specially constructed staircases lead tourists to a fair few caves which as the photos show are tiny and inside there is nothing but a bit of graffiti (artefacts recovered in 1888 are on display in a small on-site museum) and barely enough room to stand up or lie down.

     

Before heading home I went into one of the souvenir shops which featured some very interesting photos on the wall. I didn’t know whether they were for sale or just on show so with that in mind I was not so sure about taking photos of the pictures. There was one showing the tombs appearance before they became a tourist attraction and a couple featuring local people and soldiers standing in front of the tombs which kind of reminded me of the (far more picturesque) Ksours which I visited at Ksar Ouled Soltane in Tunisia last August.

 

Click here to read ‘Gan Kutsu Cliff Face Hotel’

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Tokyo Daytripper: Gan Kutsu Cliff Face Hotel

On Friday I took a train an hour away from where I live to Higashi Matsuyama as I wanted to see some WWII caves and tunnels which I found out about recently on a couple of excellent sites that can be seen here and here.

It was a lovely day and I didn’t really have a great idea of their whereabouts but sometimes you’ve just gotta go for it and hope that you get lucky. I knew they were a 30 minute walk away from the station and so I thought best to head in the direction of greenery and rocks in the distance.

After about 25 minutes walking down a main street I saw a sign for the Hyakuana cliff tombs which was what I wanted. After taking a right turn I came across the abandoned ruins of the Gan Kutsu cliff face hotel as featured on Michael John Grist’s website. I can certainly understand the excitement of infiltrating these closed-off areas but I had no intention of doing anything like that at this site which was carved out as a cave hotel by one man and his chisel between 1904 and 1925 when he sadly died before it was opened. According to the aforementioned website it did open after his death but eventually closed due to cave-ins and obviously fell in to the disrepair that can now be seen today through the iron bars which surround the place.

   

Just a stones throw away from that was a tiny temple which I had all to myself and featured a fair few buddha statues. This had steps so I thought I might as well climb them and see what was up there – beams of carvings and writings in kanji.

 
      

Beyond the temple was a mossy climb up a muddy waterfall/stream which was far steeper and more challenging than the picture maybe shows. I had no idea what was at the top but was looking for a bit of adventure. Not much really was the answer apart from a stone monument marking the location of the remains of Matsuyama Castle which was built in 1399 and destroyed 200 years later. Descending was a bit more tricky than going up but once I’d got down to ground level I ended up seeing quite a lot of the Yoshimi countryside as I took an hour return journey in the wrong direction which was exactly what this guy did on his journey and even though I read his account beforehand I still made the same mistake!

I did get to see a shrine though with steps going on forever which would be good for doing some Rocky-like training on them. Luckily time was on my side and just round the corner from the former hotel and temple which I originally visited was my destination that can be read in the next part; Yoshimi Hyakuana WWII Cliff Tombs.

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Lost In Translation?!!

Here are two amusing shop signs which are located close to a couple of the schools that I work at each week.

 

I have no doubt that the owners were very unaware that what they thought was good English would be interpreted completely different by us Brits!

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