The Cherry Blossom Season in Tokyo

It’s been a few years (I think!) since I last did anything when the sakura (cherry blossoms) appear in Tokyo. This is a huge cultural occasion in Japan and the first week in April (or thereabouts) is witness to Japanese people having hanami (flower viewing) party’s under the trees in various parks and gardens. Its the one time when you can get away with drinking and eating in public. As nice as the trees may look, I have never got too excited about seeing them, or certainly going out of my way to see them. I usually just tell people that I saw the cherry blossom a few years ago and don’t feel any obligation to see them every year.

Having said all that, I have made a bit of effort this year and last Sunday afternoon I went to a hanami party in Inokashira Park in Kichijoji which was attended by a handful of teachers and other hangers-on. Unlike the preceding day there was sadly no sunshine and it was indeed very cloudy and cold but good fun to sit under the trees getting sozzled and eating a load of snacks while talking b*llocks with some colleagues! Can’t say that I gave too much attention to the sakura itself other than taking a quick snap when I arrived and crossed the bridge to find my friends. The one below that shows typical lack of communication between Japanese people! They were sat at a neighbouring place under the trees playing on their Nintendo DS’. Very sad!

 

On top of that, I had a bit of time before work two days ago so cycled the scenic way to work (well to the train station which I use!) which is along a river and the cherry blossom did look very pretty on a rare sunny day so I took a few more photos.

   
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Spring School 2010

I thought I had avoided having to do Spring School this year but last Monday (March 29th) I got a fax saying I had to do this special two hour lesson on the last day of March before doing my regular day on top of that. All in all it wasn’t too bad though the material wasn’t great or maybe it was because the two students were both very good for their level and I can rather proudly say that they have both been taught by me; one in the past and one presently.

 

These Spring schools are based on a theme with this one being ‘Space’ with some simple lexical items taught and used in ways that were very familiar to both students. With that I am referring to prepositions, clothing, colour words, number words and ‘this v that’. I could have basically finished all the material in about a quarter of the given time so had to use all my teaching skills to pad out the lesson with a load of fun games using the target language.

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Not In Peak Condition After A Day Trip To Hotaka Mountain

I had to be up very early on the 17th March to meet my colleague Ash to go snowboarding on a one-day return trip. He booked it the day before so I had no idea where we were even going. It turned out to be an eventful day at Hotaka in Nagano but for all the wrong reasons.

No problems with the weather (sunny), the bus (spacious) or the price (3100 yen) but as we went to get on the chair lift to start we got a bit tangled up and having not warmed up I embarrassingly fell off and lay in agony for a few moments fearing I had damaged my thigh badly. As it was, I was back up and ready to go within a few minutes.

Time to continue from where I left off last year but that didn’t quite go so smoothly either as I had a tumble half way down the mountain which ended up with me badly injuring my little finger. A bad case of cramp followed before our next descend and then I decided to alter the board (very kindly given to me by Ethan last year) to make the foot settings ‘goofy’ (right foot forward) rather than normal (left foot first).

Hoping that it would be plain sailing after that I uttered the immortal words “nothing can go wrong now!” and I was right for the next 2-3 hours before Ash decided to attempt a fairly simple barrel jump (that I chickened out of) which he wanted me to record on his camera.

Inevitably he fell but little did I know at the time that there was anything wrong. He was in agony with a bad wrist and walked back up to the top to get help while I had to carry his board down which wasn’t so easy as I found out when I fell on my ar*e to great pain. When I got to the bottom Ash arrived on the back of the snowmobile and that was basically the end of our day as he was left with no choice but to basically wait till we returned to Tokyo to get it seriously checked as cancelling his bus ticket and taking a taxi to the nearest hospital and back would have been more hassle than it was worth. Ultimately, his wrist was broken and has since been fitted with a metal plate and my finger has yet to recover properly.

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C*ck a Load of This – Atami Sex Museum

I’m not really one to spend too much time looking at the statistics for this blog (would make depressing reading!) but when I do look the one article which people seem to look at is the C*ck A Load Of This one from a couple of years back about the penis festival. With that in mind here is a blog entry which could be described as the natural follow up. Last Friday myself and Michael went a couple of hours west of Tokyo to Atami which is loved by the domestic market but not of such interest to international travellers.

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The Japanese are obsessed with onsen (hot springs) and travel far and wide to soak naked in a big communal bath. Not for us though. Instead, we walked along the quite picturesque harbour-front to the ropeway where it was not so easy to actually find a way up the hill as the idea of not taking the ropeway is something that Japanese just don’t consider! We didn’t go in the castle at the top as it seemed expensive. The views across the harbour are supposed to be reminiscent of Naples. I don’t know about that but on this sunny day the view sure was pleasant.

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Our main port of call was a little further down the hill and was Atami Hihokan; the extremely over-priced ‘Adult’ Museum. Needless to say that I was very amused by this sex museum and its silly and fun exhibits. These included a replica of a Whales sexual organs, traditional Japanese sex-art drawings, interactive displays including a Marilyn Monroe mannequin with a crank attached which you turn to create wind for her skirt to blow up, window boxes displaying some funny figurines involved in sex fetishes, amusing holograms, video’s, a 100 yen penis to ride on, old-school video games to grab some cr*ppy sexual prizes and the ubiquitous souvenir shop which inevitably featured a load of phalic shaped food and crafts.

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I Am A Machine!

The new Terminator is revealed….

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Use The Forks!

Not exactly topical but one present which I got from my sister and brother-in-law while home at Christmas was a spinning fork (I should add that this wasn’t all they bought me!) which is designed for eating spaghetti and possibly even noodles. This could easily be considered a useless appliance and the kind of thing which may have featured in the ‘Useless Japanese Inventions’ book which I bought my dad for Christmas a couple of years ago.

  

These inventions go by the name of chindogu (of which some can be seen in the photos below) although no student I mentioned this to over the years has ever heard of the word! I tried to use the fork to eat a special White cup noodle bought a month ago but gave up fairly quickly. I didn’t fare much better a few days later when eating spaghetti pasta.

     
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10 Years On…

Last weekend saw Manchester United win the League Cup which incredibly means that its ten years since Leicester became the first Wembley cup winners of the 21st century. That win for us in the final (ensuring European qualification) followed by the 5-2 crushing of Sunderland had us City supporters believing that we were to become one of the Premier League’s top teams.

What happened after that was a downward spiral which saw that great team ripped apart followed by relegation, administration (albeit in a promotion season), relegation, a few years of keeping our heads above water and then relegation to the unchartered waters of third tier.

When the latter happened in May 2008 we thought the worst but maybe it was a blessing in disguise as the club appointed Nigel Pearson, which didn’t exactly capture the imagination of the fans. However, we bounced back at the first attempt with him at the helm and are currently looking odds-on for a Play-Off spot which would give us the opportunity of taking our place back in the top flight. We may not be ready for the big stage just yet but I am a believer that its better to do it ASAP rather than staying in the Championship for a few seasons like some people would seemingly prefer.

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My GF Thinks the Word Jewellery Has a Nice Ring to it

It was my girlfriends birthday recently so I treated her to some jewellery. Now, I have no idea what women like when it comes to this kind of thing so I insisted that she come shopping with me and choose something. Being a typical woman she couldn’t decide whether to have a ring or necklace that she liked. Apart from having my ear pierced for a while in the year 2000 I have never really worn jewellery and don’t really have an interest in it so wanting to get out of the store I said that she could have both and very pleased she was too. We then went to a restaurant and another bar followed by a karaoke session.

  
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Doing It By The Book

Not only did I bring back the cracker toy frogs from England at the start of the year but I also brought back a couple of books to use in some kids classes as part of a storytime session. I picked up these books cheaply in the charity shops in my hometown. One was a Winnie the Pooh (simply called Pooh or Pooh-chan over here) book about colours for the really young ‘uns and the other was a Ladybird book about time which the lower elementary students have been studying recently.

 

Obviously when you’re using a story book in a lesson the kids aren’t gonna understand so many of the words but this shouldn’t stop one from using these extra resources. Much is often written about the more exciting games which can be done in kids lessons but a few calming activities are needed of which this is one. It’s not something I plan to do too often but its nice every once in a while. Previously, I had only done a ‘Where’s Spot?’ (about Spot the Dog) book with kids and the art of using this (and other books) in lessons is to make it a two-way reading session with the kids taking it in turns to turn the page and eliciting colours, objects and animals from them constantly while also (kind of) concept checking the nouns which I usually just do by acting the fool and saying the wrong animal name which they recorrect. As long as the books are fairly short then they can be a welcome addition to the classroom.

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A Cracker of a Game

Just before tucking in to the turkey on Christmas Day we pulled the crackers laid out on the table. As usual this was a waste in return for just a pathetic bang sound, a sh*te joke, a paper hat and a useless plastic toy. A couple of the cracker gifts this time included a couple of jumping frogs which after a bit of thought I decided could be put to some use in kids lessons when I returned to Japan.

The TESOL course last year taught me the importance of finishing lessons on a high (as kids and indeed adults often remember only how they felt as they left the classroom) so as a warm-down activity for the last few minutes the kids and I had a couple of simple frog jumping competitions with the winner being the one who got the frog nearest to the end of the table. If it went off the table then it would not count. I gotta say that I was pretty amazed how much the kids loved these pointless and meaningless activities!

   
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