Mind Your Manners

The posters pictured below have been appearing in the Tokyo Metro stations since about April and depict things which are deemed inappropriate for on the trains. The Japanese may be famed for their politeness and on the whole they are much better behaved than back home where people are often seen and heard in terms of mobile phone use.

However, there are a select few who do things which don’t follow the traditions of Japanese etiquette. The posters (one different one each month) have been getting a bit desparate of late but the earlier ones were good and highlighted some problems which many find irritating such as noise pollution from earphones and taking up half of the seat next to you which some of you may find quite pernickety but this is Japan where rules are considered to be of far greater importance than in the western world where people do what they can to bend the rules.

I really don’t see why someone should be frowned upon for whispering into their phone behind their hand (a very Japanese thing to do) when salarymen get on the trains late at night reeking of alcohol and speaking at an unnecessarily high volume but because they are not on their phones they get away with it.

The thing I hate to see seems to have died down recently (maybe a successful campaign therefore!) but was very common a while back with young girls choosing to put on their make-up throughout their journey. Of course I am a fan of the way the Japanese females look and they certainly make great efforts in tarting themselves up each day but surely no-one wants to see them putting on their face in full view of other commuters.

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Back To Britain Pt II – A Castle, A Lightsaber & My Nephew!

I didn’t have too many spare moments when I was back in England but wanting to make the most of our trip to Leicester  to collect the wedding suits I asked my dad to take me to a few places. First up was the theatre of nightmares more commonly known as the Leicester City FC stadium on Filbert Way for some photos and a visit to the club shop to pick up a very romantic(?) gift for my girlfriend!

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Eco House was next which is an environmental show home and somewhere I have wanted to visit since a student chose it in one of my lessons as the place he’d most like to visit in Leicestershire. Sadly I couldn’t tell him too much about it and I still won’t be able to add much more as it was closed on our arrival. Castles are a part of English life which are often of interest to students with a keen interest in Britain so with that in mind we dropped in to Kirby Muxloe to see the castle there. This was also closed but walking around the moat was sufficient enough.

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I guess the most interesting part of the trip was seeing my 13 month old nephew Eifion who I hadn’t seen since the very early days of his life in Melbourne last August. So interesting to watch him and see how fascinated he was with things. He may have a host of proper toys but give him a spoon, a roll-on deodorant, a CD and the DVD/TV cabinet doors and he was in his element having a great time. Also, he had no sense of fear when it came to getting in the water for a bath and having water poured on him whereas I hated such things until I was about 10!

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On our return from the wedding I finally realised a childhood dream and got my hands on my lightsaber which I bought on-line in a drunken moment a few months back! It even made the same power up, idle hum, swing, clash and power down sounds like in the Star Wars films.

As a fan of the franchise I was then able to see ‘Bring Back…Star Wars’ on Channel 4 with comedian Justin Lee Collins which was a bonus as I really enjoyed his ‘Bring Back…The A-Team’ show. The aim was to reunite the main players from the original trilogy for a re-union meeting but that was never really going to happen as Messrs Ford and Hamill were so unlikely to take part which makes the latter’s appearance at July’s Star Wars Celebration Japan all the more remarkable.

The rest of the cast make occasional appearances at Star Wars conventions so getting them together wasn’t probably as difficult as one may think. Having said all that it was still good fun to watch the host going after them and interviewing them about the rifts and so on.

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Back To Britain Pt I – My Sister’s Wedding

On 11th September I went back to Blighty and even got to turn left on boarding the plane as I was upgraded (no such luck on the return!) which was a new experience. The reason for my five day return flight was to see my sister tie the knot at the Country Cottage Hotel in Nottingham at the weekend.

The gods were certainly smiling down on Lorna and Stuart as the recent rainclouds stayed away in favour of glorious sunshine. Without doubt I was looking the smartest I’d ever looked in my life wearing the same suits as the groom, the best man, fathers of the bride and groom and the ushers.

At 1pm we all rose to our feet as my sister Lorna made her way down the aisle to be by the side of Stuart to the tune of Chariots of Fire (yes, really!) before saying “I do”, reading their vows and all that which was over in a flash.

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Champagne and photos (involving every possible combination of party guests) followed that and then it was time for the speeches from my dad (father of the bride), Stuart (the groom) and Matt (the best man) which were all very entertaining and in the case of Stuart’s in particular, quite emotional at times but yours truly didn’t feel moved enough to shed a tear or two.

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Having been out of England so much in the naughties I have missed a fair few friends getting hitched and so this was actually my first wedding since I was about 11 and very enjoyable it was too though I was battling agains the odds at times in terms of trying to overcome my jet-lag.

The wedding meal, confetti reception (once the newly weds had returned from their tour of Nottingham in the name of photos), cutting of the cake, first dance and disco all completed a very long day. Admittedly, going home for a long weekend may have been a pain in the ar*e in terms of getting time off and paying over-inflated flight costs but ultimately I was very glad that I made the effort. I enjoyed it very much and would even go as far to say that it surpassed Scott and Charlene’s wedding in the Aussie TV soap ‘Neighbours in the late 80’s! I now await my next wedding appearance but who knows when that will be?!!

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TF Film Review: Star Wars – The Clone Wars (2008)

The Star Wars Celebration Japan event in July wasn’t just celebrating 30 years of Star Wars in Japan but was also about promoting the new animated movie ‘The Clone Wars‘ (released in Japan on August 23rd) which was originally intended to be a TV series pilot filling in the gaps between ‘Episode II: Attack of the Clones‘ (2002) and ‘Episode III: Revenge of the Sith‘ (2005).

I do remember from the aforementioned event that director Dave Filloni did say that he had become interested in the Clone Wars from the moment he heard Luke Skywalker ask Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi “You fought in the Clone Wars?” in ‘Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope‘ (1977). Can’t say that it got me thrilled or that I was too concerned about these blanks so it was with fairly low expectation that I went to the cinema last Friday to see how things were developing in this latest part of the Star Wars saga.

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Myself and Gideon weren’t the only Star Wars geeks there as there was a single line of loner ‘otaku’ (nerd or geek) going down a fair few rows with them all sitting in the middle of the row. The plot is a bit thin, desperate and fairly forgettable but with no expectatation and hype surrounding the movie I was able to enjoy it. Of course if you’re not a Star Wars fan then it obviously won’t appeal and I’m sure its not even designed for us original trilogy generation fans either.

The dialogue was inevitably cliched but I thought that about ‘Revenge of the Sith‘ (2005) so no real change there! The addition of new female character Ahsoka Tano was not as bad as I thought it would be and it was actually quite enjoyable watching her banter with Anakin at times. The storyline involving Jabba the Hutt and his kidnapped son Rotta did slightly remind me of the far, far superior Dr Evil and Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies but overall I would have to say that I didn’t mind the film. High praise indeed!!

Tokyo Fox Rating 7/10

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TF Film Review: The Dark Knight (2008)

Of the comic book heroes the one that I always liked best was Batman. I could come out with some cool reason for preferring him to Spider-man or Superman like the fact that he has no truly supernatural powers. Sadly I wasn’t that thoughtful as a kid and a more likely (but still probably not true) reason was that I just liked the idea of wearing blue underpants over the top of grey trousers better than the other outfits! Or it may have even been because I played Batman in the school playground and in later years really liked the Batman game on the Amstrad CPC 464. As you can see I was easily pleased as a child! More likely reason is that I just thought (and still do) that Batman’s more cool than the other super-heroes.

Now I’m not really a cinema-goer but for some reason I have seen most of the Batman movies on the big screen (I did give Batman and Robin a miss though) so I was very keen to see The Dark Knight (released in Japan on August 9th) which I went to a couple of weeks ago with Gideon.

I loved Batman Begins in 2005 and this was gripping stuff too and thoroughly enjoyable although Christian Bale’s voice as Batman seems to be more over the top than in the last film. Overlong too though thats more to do with my poor concentration for films beyond the 90-120 minute mark. Anyway, it did enough for me to live up to its hype which was of course heightened by the death of Heath Ledger who gave a very dark and fairly scary performance as The Joker fitting in with the films quite threatening image.

After a couple of hours my chair started to jolt which I thought at first was due to Gideon having a shaky leg but it wasn’t him and neither was it a special effect of the cinema as this was no Universal Studios ride. Instead the room was shaking due to one of the earthquakes which take place in Japan day in day out.

Tokyo Fox Rating 9/10

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Fishermen Getting Caught Up In Their Work!

Over the last month I have done a few Summer Schools which are extended Summer holiday lessons for kids revolving around a certain topic different from the regular lessons. This year I was teaching Lower Elementary level students on the theme of ‘Sea-Life’ which, with a fair bit of planning on my behalf, was something I actually came quite close to enjoying!

The children in the three schools (including my standby day when I was called up and sent to another district to do the two hour lesson at the drop of a hat) seemed to really enjoy it too and it was nice to create a bit of atmosphere for them by giving the illusion that we were actually at sea with alphabet alphamats being used as islands with shark flashcards in between representing the infested waters which would lead to the kids losing a life (and thus sinking their raft on the whiteboard) if they stepped off the islands or dropped a ball in the sea for example. Of course most of you reading this (presumably all adults) will not be able to suspend such belief!!

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In addition to my regular games were ‘School of underwater rock’ (basically using the lego box as a drum and playing an umbrella as a guitar while singing some naff tune that I made up on the spot heavily influenced by ‘wheels on the bus’), ‘blindfold swimming’ (sea creature cards given out with students swimming round the circle of other kids asking if they have a crab or starfish card for example) and the grand finale of ‘magnetic fishing’ using a makeshift rod (a paintbrush with a shoe-lace attached with a magnet taped to the other end) to fish for the creature word cards which had a paperclip taped to the back providing the magnetism. If you don’t understand any of the above then maybe the pictures will give you some idea.

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Laos 2008 Pt III – Luang Prabang

Our little minibus left Vang Vieng on Wednesday 13th August at 9am and took us on an ever winding and climbing road up through beautiful mountains, valleys and local villages for seven hours. Luang Prabang is a small town located between two rivers of which one is the famous Mekong. The other one had flooded a lot of the road due to the rainfall which happened in periods every day of my trip. Wasting no time on our arrival we walked around the town taking in the night market, some street bars and That Chomsi (temple) situated at the top of town looking over the the surrounding area which had some fine views.

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My final full day was taken up with an elephant trip which started with elephant riding for about 90 minutes which was way longer than I did in Thailand a few months ago. I was most looking forward to the elephant bathing but images of these huge animals spraying you with their trunks never came true although Mizuki’s elephant made a big enough splash to slightly compensate for the rest of it which was basically just riding an elephant into water which is still an experience in itself and good fun all the same. Mine was a bit of a rebel with no sense of direction even though they must do the same sh*t day in day out for the walking wallets known as tourists.

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Tat Sae waterfall was the final port of call and it didn’t stop pi*sing it down while we were there but these were really beautifully layered falls and powerful too as I tried to make my way under them. A lovely boardwalk to the side of the falls and through the jungle basically rounded off both the day trip and my time in Laos.

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On my final morning we all got up to see the ‘morning alms giving ceremony’ but despite being on the streets by 6am we only caught the end of the monks forming a procession through the town which they do every morning with the locals offering food and payng them respect. Just as I was about to go the Airport later that day (15/8/08) I finally met ex-colleague Bridget by chance having tried and seemingly failed to meet up with her on the previous couple of nights.

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Laos 2008 Pt II – Vang Vieng

This town is a big stop on the backpacker trail in Laos for reasons which some love and some hate. The latter is mainly due to the TV Bars which continuously show episodes of ‘Friends’ all day and we inevitably spent a couple of hours in one on our first evening more out of curiosity than anything else. When we got back to our guesthouse after that we were without electricity so not happy with that we changed place the following morning before embarking on our day tour in heavy rain.

Kayaking was first up along some gentle rapids and then it was trekking across the beautifully picturesque green rice fields (difficult for those in trainers and flip-flops who were slipping all over the place) to get to the caves. Armed with an ancient heavy headtorch pack we went caving which this time was difficult for me as the slippy mud meant my feet were putting a lot of pressure on my sandal straps at times plus neither of my hands were free.

Overall we saw three caves which weren’t so interesting but I guess getting into and out of them was the point and far more fun particularly on the final one where we floated back out through the cave with a candle in the hand.

More kayaking followed in the rain and this time I was with Richard as Mizuki wanted to go with the guide. In hindsight, a good idea for her as we became the only ones to capsize and to rub salt in our wounds we later had a repeat performance.

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The main highlight for most people in Vang Vieng is tubing which we did on Tuesday morning and cost $7 for a tyre (and tuk-tuk to the starting point) which you float down the river on amid limestone cliffs. There’s far more to it than that though as there are a load of bars and rope-swings along the way for you to stop in at……or rather be stopped at by the local kids pulling you in.

Given that we started early before the midday/early afternoon rush we weren’t gonna be drinking anyway though unbelievably people getting off their faces and floating down to the end is very common if not a bit dangerous. Still, this is South-East Asia where the strict rules of developed countries are not adhered to which can be quite refreshing to adrenalin seekers like myself. The first stop was the big one after all of about two minutes floating and included a mighty rope-swing where you swing back and forth before eventually letting go and taking the plunge into the dirty waters. Fantastic fun and I did it three times before moving on as we had plans for the afternoon.

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We hired some quite good mountain bikes ($2) which enabled us to get out into the surrounding countryside to witness the (even) slower pace of life; locals sitting around doing nothing, kids playing and having fun, free-roaming cows and chickens, bumpy roads with puddles galore from the daily rainfall, locals saying ‘Sabaidee’ (Hello) to us in a way that they would say it to anyone else and, wooden roadside homes all sporting gigantic satellite dishes but without basics like running water or a front door. May not sound too exotic but interesting nonetheless.

Unfortunately I lost my cap somehow and somewhere on the way back and then my pedal suddenly just snapped off which was blo*dy painful on my toe and indeed quite literally bloody.

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Laos 2008 Pt I – Vientiane

Not the best start to my birthday as a suicide at my station meant I had to take a detour in getting to the Airport but no missed flights for me ths time although I did play safe and upgrade my ticket to the faster rapid train. My 5.5 hours transit in Bangkok Airport wasn’t so bad due to a good book, my PSP, Burger King and the Olympics opening ceremony on TV. Richard and Mizuki were on hand to meet me at the Airport in Vientiane (once I’d coughed up $35 for an instant Laos visa) and whisked me off in a ‘jumbo’ to the $6 per night KPP Guesthouse and then out for a couple of Beerlaos to celebrate my birthday.

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Patuxai, faintly resembling the Arc de Triomphe in Paris, provided the starting point for the following days walking tour of the riverside city. A few wats (a.k.a. temples) and far more “that is a wat/what?” lines proceeded Talat Sao market where a guy even offered to sell me viagra but I wasn’t up for buying that!! All of the above were fairly pleasant but nothing too special but it was nice to be able to walk around such a peaceful capital city with almost no hassle whatsoever.

It didn’t take so long to walk around the place and so we filled the time drinking the unbelievably cheap ($1.25 for a big bottle) and very tasty beer lao by the Mekong before moving on to our next destination the day after. Just as we were waiting in reception I had one of those ‘Its a small world’ experiences when I met a girl I knew from Tokyo called Stacie who I thought was travelling somewhere in India. Anyway, it was a pleasant surprise and we were to bump into each other a couple more times in our next destination.

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An “Eeeexxxxcellent” Time With My Visitor From Osaka

Was very happy to meet up a couple of times recently with my mate Keisuke who was over from Osaka on business. We first met in Perth seven years ago and despite slight communication problems we somehow got on very well and drove across Australia from the West coast to Sydney via Adelaide and Melbourne.

The guy hasn’t had a day off for over 100 days but we managed to go out for food and drinks and talk absolute nonsense as well as reminiscing yet again about our time ‘Down Under’ which my girlfriend, who was present, didn’t actually get bored by as I suspected she might.

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Keisuke’s girlfriend Yumi joined us all on the latter meeting as can be seen in a few photos below as well as our re-creation of Mr Burns (from The Simpsons) saying “Excellent” (muttered slowly in a low, sinister voice while tenting the fingertips) which I taught Keisuke all those years ago. I can assure you that my present position as a teacher in Japan is not so related to teaching such meaningless catchphrases!

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