‘Ello, Ello Ello What’s All This Going On ‘Ere Then?!!

The start of July saw a huge increase in police officers in the stations in and around Tokyo which I think was because of the G8 Summit meeting way up north (on a different island in fact!) in Hokkaido between the 2nd and 9th of July. I was mildy amused when I read on the BBC News site that these officers in full riot gear had nothing more to do than tell journalists to wait for the green man at crossing.

Although Japan has had some high-profile bad news stories recently it is generally still safer than most countries and it seems like the police officers are often redundant doing nothing more than giving directions and stopping cyclists to check whether their bicycles have been registered.

Of course crossing on the green man is sensible but I am amazed to see people still waiting in the middle of the night to get to the other side at some remote minor road. As a foreigner I have not been trained so well in terms of being patient at these stops so sometimes, if the road is safe, I will cross but this often leads to one or two following me out of habit because they think its the right time. My fear here is that maybe I will one day be responsible for a Japanese person being mowed down due to my impatience!

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Malaysia 2008: Borneo Pt III (Bonus) – A Very Costly Error

So there I was with a couple of other guys waiting to get a bus at about 10.30am from the roadside cafe in Kota Kinabatanagan where I had also been dropped off on the way to my jungle adventure. No buses appeared though so we were taken further down the road to a busy turn-off point but when the buses came they were all full.

I had told the owner of the lodge that it was essential that I was booked on to a bus which she said had been sorted but what they meant by this (with the benefit of hindsight) was “we will send you on your way and hope that one of the buses has vacancies!”.

We were then transported to another roadside cafe where we were told a bus was coming at 12noon but then inside they said it was coming at 12.30. At 1pm it finally turned up and left just before half past and it was then basically a race against time and I really was living and breathing every acceleration and deceleration and getting agitated by every red light, hold-up and people taking too long to get off the bus.

At the start of the journey I had basically given up but as we went on I did think that we would make it back in time for me to check in at that last possible moment. That may have been the case when I arrived back in KK at 6:30 pm and rushed for a taxi which took me to the airport. Unfortunately it was the wrong airport which surprised me as I didn’t know there were two airports and also due to stating to the driver twice that I was flying on Malaysia Air and not Air Asia which were at different airports!!

Another taxi then took me on to the correct place but with my plane only 20 minutes away from take off they wouldn’t let me through. Rules are rules of course but it aint half infuriating when it happens to yourself! I then went to the Malaysia Air office which was just about to close. The guy in there said there was no flight till the following day and that I should phone their office the following day to see if the Tokyo office would let me transfer my ticket for the following day or whether I would have to buy a fresh ticket.

I dejectedly left the Airport and checked into an air-con room at Akinabalu Hostel where I was suprised to bump into Jonathan again who had just returned from his ascend of Mount Kinabalu. We went out for dinner at the Central Market and later had the satisfaction of seeing the Germans lose the Euro 2008 final to Spain but it was small consolation for me when I knew I’d be absent from work that day thereby losing a days pay on top of whatever I would be charged for inadvertantly changing my flight schedule.

Earlier on the Sunday night I had had to buy a phonecard to phone work but there was no bl*ody answer machine at head office and for some reason the phone just wouldn’t connect with my school managers mobile. On top of all this the internet service was lousy and kept logging me off. I eventually mailed my girlfriend asking her to phone my school manager telling her I’d be absent the following day and after that I was left wondering whether all would go well in my absence.

I rang Malaysia Air constantly on Monday morning for hours but did anyone bother to pick up the phone? Did they fu*k?!!

So there I was in Kota Kinabalu with many hours to kill in a place that I didn’t really want to be. I chose to take a minivan to Likas Mosque and then walked on to Menara Tun Mustapha which had a revolving restaurant high up offering good views of the city. State Mosque completed my short itinerary and then I went to the Airport.

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Three hours before my flight this time and I still only just made it on in time due to waiting 45 minutes to be served in the Malaysia Airlines office and then dealing with the employee who wanted me to pay a whopping 140,000yen (£700) for a fresh ticket which I obviously complained about whole heartedly as the original return ticket was about half that.

After kicking up a bit of a fuss and ahem twisting the truth about what the Tokyo office had said I got a new ticket for about 38,000yen (just under 200 GBP) which, though still expensive, was quite a relief given the original asking price.

I just managed to check in in time (despite being given a pass to push through the waiting crowds) and finally got back on Japanese soil at 8am and after the train ride home I had all of about an hour to myself before I had to go to work where I slept twice in my gaps betweeen lessons.

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Malaysia 2008: Borneo Pt II – It’s A Jungle Out There

I went to Borneo to see Orang-Utans and to experience the jungle along the 560 km long Kinabatangan river which I did via a shoestring safari three days two nights tour. A six hour bus journey to Kota Kinabatangan and a further bumpy ride to our lodge saw me and my fellow travellers get started late afternoon on a two hour river cruise. We saw proboscis monkeys, macaques, crocodiles and most importantly the Orang-Utan although the three that I saw were a bit of a blob in the distance and not so noticeable in my photos.

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Later that night I did a night trek in the wilderness of the jungle to spot nocturnal animals though nothing too exciting in my opinion though that may have been because I just didn’t see them as my little torch ran out of batteries early on. Believe me, it is complete darkness when all the flashlights are switched off. The following nights trek was better and I even got to hold a scorpion which actually came before I was attacked by a leech or two.

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I got up at 5.30am on both days to do a morning river cruise which was better on the second day when we saw a huge crocodile and the usual hordes of long tailed and proboscis monkeys. The second day also involved a three hour return walk through the muddy jungle to Oxbow Lake, kayaking on the river and getting up close with a Kingfisher or two (and the ubiquitous monkeys of course!) on the afternoon cruise.

As much as I enjoyed the tour and the people on it I couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed that I didn’t see more wildlife. I left the lodge at 8.30am last Sunday to get a bus back to Kota Kinabalu for my evening flight back to Tokyo and that should have been the end of my trip………….but was it??!!!!

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Malaysia 2008: Borneo Pt I – Beached Out In Kota Kinabalu

Last Wednesday I went to Malaysian Borneo for what turned out to be quite an eventful trip. Beforehand I had low expectations for the holiday as sooner or later one of them has to not be so good and on top of that I hadn’t really thought about what I could realistically get done over the four days or where I would stay on my arrival at 1am.

After a long transit flight via Kuala Lumpur I got to the backpacker area in Kota Kinabalu fairly smoothly but the so-called 24 hour hostel I intended to check into seemed to be closed for the night. Likewise for the nearby Lucy Backpackers which I eventually checked into for only three pounds a night having woken up the owner.

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My last two holidays this year were beach resorts so the reason for choosing Borneo was to experience something a bit different but nothing much changed on my first day as I took a 15 minute speed boat to Mamutik Island which is part of the Tunku Abdul Rahman National Park. I met a guy called Jonathan at the jetty and so hung out with him at the nice pleasant beach with good snorkelling in the crystal clear waters but nothing compared to what I’ve experienced elsewhere.

I later walked up the hill behind my hostel to signal point lookout which wasn’t as spectacular as I thought it would be and probably not worth the sweat which was maybe further elongated by my lack of direction which saw me go the wrong way three times!

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The weather forecast had said heavy rain all week but it was far from that on a lovely afternoon but it did pee it down at night when I went out for dinner and a few beers with Jonathan before I headed home ahead of a very early start the following day.

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I Choo Choo Choose To Be A Trainspotter!

Tokyo’s 13th train line opened last weekend linking Ikebukuro to Shibuya and for me this should be good news as it runs through my area of Zoshigaya which is one stop away from Ikebukuro. It may have taken me three years to finally ride the nearby street car (basically a tram which I only rode for the first time a few weeks back) but with the newly opened Fukutoshin line I was on it like a flash trying it out on the second and fourth days of opening.

While it’s almost part of life for there to be train problems in the UK its quite rare in Tokyo but delays have seemingly been happening quite a lot on this new line (including the second time I used it) which has put me off from using it for a while but no doubt things will be fine in a few weeks when all the staff and commuters are more accustomed to its workings. I may have been a bit of a trainspotter but I certainly wasn’t the only one and for the otaku (geeks) there were even model Fukutoshin trains on sale at some stations for about £10.

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Pepsi Blue Hawaii

The follow up to last Summers Ice Cucumber was released by Pepsi last week and as always I was straight in to test this new pineapple and lemon flavour cola drink. Not as nice as the aforementioned cucumber flavour is my verdict and it surely can’t be good for the teeth with all the E numbers undoubtedly used to provide the blue colour. Definitely one to be consumed by straw to allow the drink to not interfere with the teeth.

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Thailand 2008 Pt III – Bangkok

We flew to Bangkok in the morning and took a taxi straight to Khao San Road where we checked into about the first place we saw which was fairly run-down but inevitably cheap. Once we’d had some Thai lunch we went to Wat Po and then to Wat Phra Kaeuw before taking a boat over the river where we got a tuk-tuk to Wat Arun which you can ascend for some views over the Chao Phraya River. We then took a few more boats (station by station) until we got to the end of the line and then it was on to a train to go to Chatuchak Weekend Market which was huge and had just about everything under the sun and then some!

         

With Ethan leaving really early in the morning I was on my own for my final day which felt strange at first. I took a taxi to the nearest train station and then after a few cock-ups on the train I eventually got to my first destination which was Lingam Shrine, a small garden playing home to hundreds of dicks! I kid you not!.

     

After that I went to Bangkok Railway Station and bought my ticket to the historical city Ayutthaya which was two hours north and only cost me twenty-five pence! On arrival I took a ferry straight across the river and hired a bicycle for the day at a cheap rate and set off cycling the streets which was an experience in itself though nothing compared to what it would be like to do likewise in Bangkok I imagine.

    

It was nice to have the freedom to go where I wanted in a city featuring many holy ruins.

 

The combination of sunblock, sweating and orange brick colour of the ruins meant I became very very dirty but thankfully it wasn’t a good t-shirt that I completely destroyed.

   

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Thailand Filming Locations – The Beach (2000)

This Danny Boyle directed adaptation of the classic Alex Garland novel starts off with Richard (Leonardo DiCaprio) looking at the giant Buddha which you may think is the famous reclining one at the Grand Palace in Bangkok. However, it was made of polystyrene and was actually filmed in Krabi.

Once I’d met up with Ethan in Bangkok Airport we flew to Phuket late at night and checked into ‘On On’ Hotel at 19 Thanon Phang Nga which played the part of the rundown Khao San Road guesthouse. An absolutely huge room at a ridiculously low price (less than £3) which provided us with enough reference points to keep any ‘anorak’ happy.

          

The scene where they jump off the waterfall is the Haeo Suwat Falls in the Khao Yai National Park which is north of Bangkok. Regular buses from Bangkok can take anywhere between 3-4 hours, and you can catch them from the northern Bangkok station.

  

The next day we went on a boat tour with the most famous location being Maya Bay which was used as the secret beach. Whereas Leonardo and co had it all to themselves we had to share it with thousands of other day-trippers and a fleet of boats docked in the bay. As beautiful as it was, time there was too short for us to really savour the moment. Below are a mix of screenshot grabs and my photos.

                  

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Thailand 2008 Pt II: Phuket – Patong

After three nights on the beautiful Phi Ph island it was time to return to Phuket but this time we went to Patong beach which is where all the action is in terms of beach activity and nightlife including the well-known sex industry which the country is famed for. We started off with jet-skiing and swimming in the sea that first afternoon before hitting the main strip at night for a few bevvies. Surprisingly the first bar we hit, due to its cheap beers (about 60 pence), was fairly normal with no girls pressuring you to get them drinks or ahem buy them for the night!

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We did a tour the following day which ticked elephant trekking off our things to be done list.

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That was part of a rafting tour which was improved, in my opinion, by the torrential downpour at the start of the journey. It was fun rafting down the river and knocking into the many other rafts made it more exciting but of course I hoped for something a bit more exhilerating.

 

What was exciting was standing up and riding on the back of the truck which could never be done in the 1st world for concerns over safety but it seems in Thailand that that sort of thing is not of such importance! The jumping in at Tone Pariwat Waterfall was also a bonus in terms of being way better than I imagined it ever would be.

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On the way back to Patong we stopped off at Suwankuha Temple (famous for the many monkeys present outside the temple and cave) which was OK once but annoying when we returned there on the following day’s tour. Sandwiched in between visits on the night was something very cultural and what nearly everyone asks about when you mention Thailand. I am of course referring to a ping pong show and for those unaware I am not talking about a table tennis game!

With Thai girls at a non-ping pong bar!

It seems like these seedy little places cater for curious tourists like us who want to say they’ve seen it. The place we went to was pretty grim and the girls dancing round the poles were anything but sexy and seemed bored (most likely they were tired) as the show rotated every 15 minutes or so which is about as long as each customer stays for.

We didn’t see girls firing out ping pong balls but we did see displays involving cigarettes, ping pong balls being placed on bottles and a poor bird which left the world for a moment before emerging seconds later unscathed from its temporary shelter. Anyway, I am sure you get the idea! It was something which I guess had to be done but certainly wasn’t as exciting as we may have hoped.

Something both Ethan and I had been looking forward to was visiting Khao Ping Gan to view James Bond Island which was given its name after it was used as Scaramanga’s lair in the 1974 film ‘The Man With The Golden Gun‘.

 

Once again the problem with tours is that you’re sometimes hurried a bit too much which certainly felt like the case on this island where we had to basically just snap away on our cameras without time to pause for breath to take it all in.

 

We managed to recreate the pose of Bond and Scaramanga thankfully with a pleasing outcome. James Bond island is the main thing used in promoting the tour but the supporting itinerary was also quite interesting with a visit to the Muslim fishing village at Panyee Island and canoeing, bamboo rafting and walking through the caves at Tham Pung Chang.

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We managed to recreate the pose of Bond and Scaramanga thankfully with a pleasing outcome.

 

James Bond island is the main thing used in promoting the tour but the supporting itinerary was also quite interesting with a visit to the Muslim fishing village at Panyee Island and canoeing, bamboo rafting and walking through the caves at Tham Pung Chang.

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Thailand 2008 Pt I: Phuket – Ko Phi Phi

Once I’d met up with Ethan in Bangkok Airport we flew to Phuket late at night and checked into the On On Hotel which played the part of the rundown Khao San Road guesthouse in ‘The Beach‘ (2000) starring Leonardo DiCaprio.

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It was an absolutely huge room at a ridiculously low price (less than £3) which provided us with enough reference points to keep any ‘anorak’ happy.

  recreating that Daffy Duck & Richard moment    On On Hotel as featured in 'the beach'

We moved on to Ko Phi Phi later that afternoon and, after a few evening drinks and a curry, we went for a Thai massage but before you raise your eyebrows I can assure you that this was a very legitimate one.

 

The next day we went on a boat tour with the most famous location being Maya Bay which was used as the secret beach in the aforementioned movie. Whereas Leonardo and co had it all to themselves, we had to share it with thousands of other day-trippers and a fleet of boats docked in the bay. As beautiful as it was, time there was too short for us to really savour the moment.

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Snorkelling at Shark Point was next on the agenda which was quite an experience in terms of swimming through a swarm of fish who constantly knocked into my mask. No viewing of the blacktip reef shark for me though.

 

We also did some kayaking and jumped off the side of the boat from a great height which is the kind of adrenalin rush I crave at times. Our final port of call was Monkey Beach which we had to get to by kayak from the boat and after a short wait the monkeys suddenly appeared from nowhere and the tourist hoards gathered round to watch them eating everything and anything given to them and some stuff that wasn’t!

 

Back on Phi Phi we went straight up to the lookout point to view sunset from Phuket’s most popular island. A fire show on the beach, some amateur kick boxing and a ladyboy dance show rounded off the days proceedings.

 

Our final day on Phi Phi was spent lounging around on the beach trying not to get sunburned but fearing there wasn’t an activity of any ‘real’ substance on the days itinerary we decided to have another go at wakeboarding having first done it in Tokyo last Summer. Like that time, I failed to get on my feet the first two attempts but then I finally got it and started to cut through the rough waves. In a way I wish I hadn’t bothered doing it as it really tires you out physically and in retrospect it made the activities that were to follow more taxing.

 

After a quick walk around the bay we got down to the serious business of drinking which we did in an all-you-can-eat pasta bar where the beer flowed for many hours before calling it a night but not before we paid another visit to the same massage place as the first night as it was cheap and had been a good laugh the first time.

  

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