Sick As A Dog (And A Parrot!!)

This not only refers to feeling down following Leicesters relegation to the third tier for the first time ever but also to the general state of my health since I got back from Thailand. In my adult life I have never really felt ill for more than a few hours so when I woke up at 7:30 am on Wednesday morning rushing for the toilet what began was the start of a countless number of return trips throughout the day. Even Anne Frank didn’t make that many diarrhoea entries!!

With my late start on the first day back at work I thought from my history that I would be fine by the time I had to go to work. That was not the case though as I felt so faint when I stood up that I began to wonder how I would get through the day as it was by then way way too late for me to call in sick.

Just as I thought I couldn’t go on I managed to dig deep and use some ‘never say die’ spirit to muster enough energy to get myself to work and do what was a very short day consisting of only kids lessons which may have been better for me as it meant I was moving around constantly. I also suffered a complete loss of appetite, high fever, a headache, weak knees, heavy arms, little energy and with diarrhoea on top of all it takes a lot out you I can tell you……quite literally!

Personally I prefer to let nature run its own cause rather than interfere via medication which is a far contrast to the Japanese way from my experience in class. Whenever i’ve done any advice lessons they always suggest taking medicine or going to the Doctors or the Hospital which is maybe why, for example, women about to give birth in this country are increasingly being turned away but thats another story altogether.

I am still not sure what the cause of my illness was but its likely to be due to the change in diet in Thailand mixed together with too much sun, not enough sleep, a lot of activity. One thing for sure is that it wasn’t hereditary diarrhoea as it didn’t run in my jeans!!

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Lets Get Quizical II

Three weeks ago it was the second Shibuya Pub Quiz for my school where a handful of students, teachers (all sporting wigs and Japan headbands) and the school manager gathered for an evening of British pub culture………or something like that. Sadly it was a case of ‘hero to zero’ for me as I went from champ (2007) to chump in the space of a year for the simple reason that the right questions just didn’t come up and the fact that I didn’t write any of the questions this year! Better to get the wooden spoon/booby prize than nothing at all is what I say!

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After that some of us went to a karaoke room to sing, drink and play poker which I had never played before and probably never will play again which is probably no bad thing as its not the kind of thing I want to get addicted to. I only lost a very small amount but generally had no idea what I was doing and just got bullied out of ever recovering any lost ground.

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C*ck A Load Of This – Kanamara Matsuri 2008

Two years ago I went to Kawasaki Daishi for Kanamara Matsuri a.k.a the penis festival. Sadly on that occasion we arrived a little too late and missed the festivities although we did still get to erm, sample the dick!! No cock-ups this time although my colleague Bridget did her best to delay it for us as she kept me waiting for nearly an hour at Ikebukuro station.

It was sunny and packed when we arrived and there was a sizeable crowd surrounding some men carving daikon into a penis shape. Shortly after that we witnessed a load of men in drag hoisting the giant phalic symbols (actually portable shrines) aloft before they made their way through the crowds to embark on a street parade.

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After that there wasn’t too much action so we had a quick look around the stalls selling various penis merchandise and then sat in the shade supping on a few beers while I sucked away for well over an hour, possibly even two on my lolly which was obviously in the shape of mens genitalia.

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Unaware I Was On Call Of Duty (Update!)

Switched my mobile phone on last Sunday afternoon to find a message from the standby co-ordinator of my company saying I was on standby and needed to do sickness cover that morning! This was a big shock to me as had no idea I was down for it despite scanning the schedules many times.

I was already five hours late when I listened to the message and so in a panic I just phoned a random company number and spoke to someone in another district who confirmed my name was indeed on the schedule but not in the predominant West Tokyo district column which I run my eye over when it appears at the end of each month in anticipation of the following month.

Obviously it was my fault and my fault only for not checking the schedule thoroughly but I honestly had no idea and to add insult to injury I stayed in on the Saturday night, had no plans for Sunday and only turned off my phone before I went to bed as my spam mail has been increasing throughout the night recently and one doesn’t want to be woken up by such a thing. To cap it all off it was blo*dy raining on Sunday and in my mind an ideal day to do an extra days work which was just the icing on a filthy tasting cake!

A fax or two has been sent round our schools recently regarding people basically taking the p*ss on the subject of the sickness cover system emplyed by the company and with it the threat of a days pay being docked which would have been a bitter pill for me to swallow as I have never called in sick and always been reliable in such situations.

Since I first penned this article it has been decided that I will indeed be singled out and made to pay the price for my first offence for which I will definitely appeal. The case continues.

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African Festival Yokohama

There always seems to be a load of festivals in Tokyo metropolis every year with each one focusing on a different country. I went to a fair few last year and last Friday I went to Yokohama for the African Festival.

It was a nice sunny afternoon so I was a little disappointed that it was inside. Of course if I had read the advert properly I would have been able to realise that! It wasn’t as interesting as last Summers one in Hibiya Park as there weren’t as many African countries represented with their own stall selling or displaying goods relevant to that country.

I met up with my school manager Shinobu who lives nearby and we perused the stalls, witnessed a djembe lesson, saw some live music and ate food from Sudan which I assume is much better than the mass-produced rubbish typicaly served up at festivals! The highlights for us were Shinobu having her photo taken with Sankon-san who is Nigerian and supposedly a famous TV personality in Japan not that I would know it. I was more than pleased to have my photo taken with a sexy girl dressed in an outfit resplendent of the Ghana flag.

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Students Coming And Going (Mostly The Latter Though!!)

I’ve mentioned before that it’s part and parcel of life as a teacher that students will come and go but lately it seems to have been a bad time with a fair few students going or soon to be leaving. The end of March is the climax of the school year and inevitably with this there are some changes, particularly where the kids are concerned due to their age, lesson time and other school commitments.

In the last year I have tried to breathe fresh life into most of my lessons because if you don’t teaching can become a bit tedious and so consequently I have increased my efforts in making my lessons (even!) more entertaining by trying to come up with new and different things. This includes using music, photos, worksheets, real menus and information pamphlets, special lessons and so on which keeps me interested, motivated and (hopefully) more sane than if I was to just do the bare minimum and wing each lesson.

I hope I don’t sound too arrogant when I say that these students are not leaving because of me or my lessons being bad or whatever but I do take it personally. Also, its a numbers game and even though most of the students excuses or reasons for leaving/transferring are valid I realise only too well that it many not look that way to anyone looking in from the outside. Of course in due time the departing students will be substituted for new ones but at the moment I just feel unfortunate that a fair number of people all seem to be going in close proximity to one another.

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Tracking Your Runs (No, Not Diarrhoea!!)

I’ve been running regularly in 45 minute sessions (sometimes a bit more but never over an hour) for nearly two years but until recently I had absolutely no idea what kind of distance I was doing. That is no longer the case thanks to the latest iPod accessory which in association with Nike provides all the essential information needed by joggers.

Basically I have a tiny Nike sensor in a velcro pouch (extra money as the sensor thing usually fits into the sole of the trainer) fastened on to my laces and somehow that records my speed, distance, time and calories burned and sends that information to my iPod which can read the data due to the addition of a tiny piece inserted where the charger usually goes.

Due to illness, injury, work etc I have only used it a couple of times but am impressed by it all so far and have discovered that I run between seven and eight kilometres each session. Not bad I think but its fair to say that a Marathon is still a way off for me.

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The Philippines 2008 – Boracay Island

2007 saw me visit 8 (that’s EIGHT!) countries (but I really don’t like to talk about it!!) with perhaps my favourite trip being to Palawan in the Philippines and so I decided to return to the country mid-March albeit a different island and this time with my girlfriend in tow! Boracay island was to be our first trip together and this is considered the crown jewel of the country thanks to the beautiful White Beach on the west coast.

The first day was mostly taken up with just getting to the island via a five hour flight to Manila, domestic transfer to Caticlan and a boat over to Boracay amid a couple of tricylce rides. It was worth the effort though as our first full day was glorious and we went on a boat tour of the island which included seeing some caves, loads of bats and snorkelling as well as some stunningly delightful beaches.

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The day after that saw us go horse-riding up Mount Luho which was quite windy up top but nonetheless the views from the top of the island were breathtaking. Back on White Beach a couple of hours later we set off in search of a banana boat ride but I had another idea in mind. Its been my dream for many years to have a go at jet-skiing but I never thought it would be so readily available to me in terms of price and what-have-you-not but such things are of trivial importance in the Philippines!! I always thought it looked easy but thought that there must be more to it than meets the eye. I was wrong for it was easy and exhilarating stuff.

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The rest of our days were spent shopping, eating, drinking, viewing sunset and walking back and forth along the beach promenade amid the huge crowds of tourists and repeating the words “no thanks” hundreds of times to the many vendors and touts. Beforehand I was thinking that Boracay might just be over-populated with foreigners like us with very few Filipinos but that was never the case. Sure, it was really touristy but not so as to feel like we were in the western world.

It has to be said that it’s a fairly simple life for the locals which is no bad thing given their ever-smiling faces and the slow, relaxed pace of life which is a million miles different from that here in Tokyo.

You can read about my previous Philippines trip by clicking on the links below:

Pt I: Manila   Pt II: El Nido   Pt III: Subterranean River   Pt IV: Puerto Princesa

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Hakuba Revisited For A Weekend Of Snowboarding

My mate Ethan and I made our way to Hakuba in Nagano at the end of February for our annual (if two consecutive years can be considered annual!) snowboarding trip. Pretty much identical to last years really and that certainly means in terms of the same jokes and repeated conversations as well as our ironic reserection of the ‘not’ lines which were fashionable(?) in the early 90’s.

What was most definitely different were the conditions on the middle day (Saturday 1st March) which were great for us as there had been lots of thick powdery snow overnight which allowed for the snowboarding of dreams in terms of gliding through new untouched snow. Inevitably it wasn’t all plain sailing though as falling over in such snow meant great frustration when it was difficult to get back on your feet and subsequently to get moving.

The thick snow also made me a bit braver and so I actually rode over the jumps albeit fairly slowly so that in actual fact I was just riding over them with the slightest of aerial jumps.

As for the other two days on the slopes they were sunny and I did manage to spot my colleague Bridget and her friend on a few occasions. Yet again the place we were staying at on the slopes provided us with nabe (stew) which is quite nice and loved by the Japanese who can sit around their rooms cooking it as they are used to doing.

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However, myself and Ethan hate having to cook for ourselves in this situation so the following night we went into town to a Mexican restaurant where we also sampled an absolute stinger of a sauce. The effects on our mouths of adding just a tiny bit to our tacos lasted what seemed like an eternity. Photos taken on the slopes are usually cr*p and as we were at the same place in the same outfits as the year before I only took a few this time.

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Turning Japanese – Songs About Japan

In NME the other week, British new wave band Klaxons talked about Japan being a head-trip and one of the maddest and most different places on earth which got me thinking (admittedly not for the first time) about international artists who feel the need to put pen to paper and write some lyrics about something to do with Japan which is usually based on culture shock of some sort.

As a result, I made a compilation CD last weekend featuring such big names as Blur, Deep Purple, The Stranglers, Weezer, Gwen Stefani, Air and erm, Ace of Base who, along with many others, have recorded songs about the land of the rising sun. To be honest, the anticipation of making and compiling it was greater than the finished article for most of the songs are far from being their greatest work and thats putting it mildly!

The full tracklisting is:

* Turning Japanese – The Vapors (1980)

* Mr Roboto – Styx (1983)

* Japanese Boy – Aneka (1981)

* Alone In Kyoto – Air (2003)

* Yuko And Hiro – Blur (1995)

* Harajuku Girls – Gwen Stefani (2004)

* Across The Sea – Weezer (1996)

* Woman From Tokyo – Deep Purple (1973)

* Tokyo Nights – Bee Gees (1989)

* Made In Japan – Buck Owens (1973)

* Japan – Vertical Horizons (1995)

* Big In Japan  – Alphaville (1984)

* Outside Tokyo – The Stranglers (1978)

* Nothing But A Blur From A Bullet Train – Lambchop (2004)

* Tokyo Girl – Ace Of Base (1998)

* Japan Is An Island – The Spinto Band (2005)

* Cherry Blossom Girl – Air (2003)

* Big In Japan – Tom Waits (1999)

* Anarchy In Tokyo – 30 Seconds To Mars (2002)

* Bank Holiday – Japanese Blur Fans (1994)

Here is a list of songs which either didn’t make it onto the CD compilation or which have been released since I originally posted this in March 2008

* One Rainy Night In Tokyo – Brenda Lee (1965)

* Love In Tokyo – The Honeycombs (1965)

* Tonight In Tokyo – Sandie Shaw (1967)

* 30 Seconds Over Tokyo – Pete Ubu (1975)

* Tokyo Joe – Bryan Ferry (1977)

* Touch – Lori & The Chameleons (1979)

* Life In Tokyo – Japan (1981)

* My Private Tokyo – Vicious Pink Phenomenon (1982)

* Tokyo Storm Warning – Elvis Costello (1986)

* Don’t Make Me Wait – Bomb The Bass (1988)

* Smokin’ Japanese Babe – The Future Sound Of London (1994/1995)

* Tokyo Eye – Sonic Youth (1994)

* Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots Pt. 1 – The Flaming Lips (2002)

* Bullet Train To Osaka – The Smashing Pumpkins (2005)

* Lovers In Japan – Coldplay (2008)

* Left My Heart In Tokyo – Mini Viva (2009)

* Ichiban – Ash (2010)

* Kamakura – Ash (2010)

* Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves) – The Wombats (2010)

* Welcome To Japan – The Strokes (2013)

* (I Miss The)Tokyo Skyline – Manic Street Preachers (2013)

* Hello Kitty – Avril Lavigne (2014)

* Lost In Japan – Shawn Mendes (2018)

* 3LAU Feat. XIRA – Tokyo (2019)

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