Australia 2007 Pt I – Baby Eifion

I just returned from a short holiday to Oz to visit my sister Ruth and her recently born first child. After an hours delay I finally arrived in Melbourne via Sydney and its fair to say that I did suffer a bit from reverse culture shock at first as I have only been in Asian countries since early 2005.

Back on Aussie soil for the first time since my year working holiday visa ended in February 2002 I met Ruth and it wasn’t long before I was carrying the baby. Eifion looked pretty scared at first but probably not half as scared as I was having never been near a baby before in my life. He was supposedly born bigger than most babies but he seemed tiny to me and despite initial looks of fear he soon did what does best and fell asleep as we walked to the local beach in Parkdale and on to the pub in Mentone for a quick beer.

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The following morning was Friday the 10th and we took Eifion to the colourful huts on Brighton beach once we’d dropped Carl off at work and a bit later we even treated(?) him to a trip to Pin Oak Court a.k.a Ramsay Street. Only 11 days old and he had already been to the scene of so many great moments from the TV soap ‘Neighbours‘. It may have been my third visit but I had to wait more than 20 years to first visit the famous street. I think he was so overcome with excitement and emotion that he slept through the whole experience!

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I even changed his nappy and pushed him along in the pram thing on my last day when I returned to Melbourne for a day which was a useful experience but not something I hope to do for quite a while yet on a regular basis. On the whole it was quite a good time to visit as he slept most of the time which is certainly not how babies are portrayed in the movies and on TV. I guess that when my parents visit next month he will be a bit more animated and noisy and its scary to think that the next time I see him he will look very different whether that be in a year or a decade or whatever.

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Climbing Mount Fuji

After a hard days graft on Saturday 28th July most workers would maybe wind down for a couple of hours before painting the town red. Not for myself, school manager Shinobu, colleague Mark and his friend Joey who decided to ignore every other teachers negative stories and overcome the challenge of conquering the symbol of Japan. I don’t mean eating our way through the menu at a kaiten-zushi but climbing Mount Fuji.

It seems that most teachers have ticked the ‘climb Fuji’ box on their things to do in Japan but having been in this country for over three years I still hadn’t. I’ve been asked a couple of times in recent years but have always declined very impolitely as very few seem to have said anything positive about it. A few years on and still not so wiser I had a change of heart.

The bus took us from Shinjuku up to the fifth station some 2305 metres up the mountain already and straight into the mouth of a souvenir shop jam-packed with tat and a load of climbers. We set off on the climb at about 10:15 pm equipped with just about everything possible thanks to Mark’s research. Within a few minutes I had used up, and undoubtedly annoyed everyone with typical juvenile remarks like “race you to the top” and “are we there yet?”. To prevent altitude sickness we took it easy to start with and used our oxygen cans complete with the inevitable Darth Vader impressions.

As we ascended the mountain, layers of clothing had to be added but that wasn’t the only change as the food and drink prices at the huts increased the higher we got. Anyone for a 600 yen cup noodle?!!

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I was actually close to enjoying myself as we climbed from station to station and I thought we still had a while to go till sunrise. My original thinking was just to reach the summit but as I continued on I really did want to see sunrise……but then we hit a sh*tload of people at the final station.

Absolutely hundreds, if not thousands, of people seemed to appear and we realised that we wouldn’t be at the peak for sunrise in the land of the rising sun. This last part of the climb (about 500 metres) was so frustrating as you just couldn’t move more than a few steps every half minute or so on the thin path. Sadly no Disneyland-style FastPass was available and it was near to complete silence among the crowds with even more depressed faces than at recent Leicester City games and that’s saying something I’ll tell you!

At about 7am, nearly nine hours after we had set out, we reached the top. A round of applause, cheering, champagne, fireworks, balloons, people partying and celebrations all-round – there was none of that!! Just a sense of relief, the inevitable crowds, a kind of village with the ubiquitous souvenirs and a massive line for the toilets. Nothing like relieving yourself in view of a line of people and I only had to pay 200 yen for the privilege!!

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Although we didn’t catch much of a sunrise we did see the crater and a small shrine at the top. We didn’t have time/couldn’t really be ar*ed to walk round the crater to send our postcards from the post office where you can get a special postmark. Instead we passed them on to a couple of trustworthy looking old ladies and began the descend which is said by many to be the worst bit. Fearing a re-occurrence of recent knee problems picked up while jogging (over one year of that now) I put on my knee supports and descended down the loose volcanic rock trying to keep up with Shinobu the speed demon.

My trainers were getting filled with the gravel and the heavens opened up after a while on top of that. Not wanting to hang around too much we bolted it down in a lightning fast 2.5 hours. Sadly when we reached the bottom we realised we had taken the wrong course down and had ended up in Shizuoka Prefecture rather than on the other side of the mountain in Yamanashi. This was the last thing any of us wanted after such an arduous climb up and down the sacred mountain and so getting home was delayed for a few more hours.

As previously mentioned, my original aim had been to just climb Fuji-San but I was still a tad disappointed that I couldn’t observe sunrise from the top having made the effort. However, whenever I see the picture perfect views of Fuji-San I can be happy with the thought that I have climbed it and perhaps even further satisfied in the knowledge that I’ll never have to climb it again!!

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A New Addition To The Family #1 – Eifion

I am now an Uncle as my eldest sister Ruth gave birth at 9.36pm (Australian time) on Monday the 30th of July 2007. Eifion John Evans is her and her husband Carl’s first child weighing in at a whopping 9lb 2oz (don’t really know what that means myself!!) so congratulations to them.

 

I am flying to Melbourne in Australia on my birthday (August 8th) next week so will get my first proper glimpse of my nephew which will be a little daunting as I have never really been anywhere near a baby so have no idea what I’m supposed to say or do.

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Tokyo Sea Life Park – Fish Pun Special!

You can’t kipper good company down so in return for working the national holiday last Monday we cod have the following day off so I went to Tokyo Sea Life Park in Kasai Rinkaikoen which is a cheap plaice at only 700 yen (less than three squid so basically a fin-fin situation!).

I’ve never really been one for aquarium type places but thought I’d break the halibut of a lifetime and trout myself to a day out despite the terrible weather. Unlike my recent India trip I won’t carp on about this one.

This sea life park has tried to reproduce aquatic habitats and on the whelk-in was a huge donut-shaped tank (2,200t) where massive bluefin tunas swim around freely though I couldn’t see this until inside. There was loads of marine life from all over the world in the tanks but what I was more interested in seeing was the three types of Penguins outside and visible without a glass window in the way.

Anyway, you have probably haddock up to here with the fish puns (maybe they are making you feel eel and you are in need of kelp but don’t hake me for them!!) but I thought I should crab this opportunity to use more than just a sole pun.

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The New Face Of English Learning In Japan??!! (Part III)

Following hot on the heels of my appearances on Keikotomanabu.net, my company website and a fair few posters my image has again surfaced albeit only the back of my head! At the start of May ‘The Globe’ (the company’s own quarterly newspaper for all its students but actually read by very few of them!) interviewed a schoolgirl student of mine and took a load of ‘action’ shots of her in my lesson. No staged photos here but my instruction was to just make her laugh which wasn’t too hard really as she’s always been easily amused during my year and a bit of teaching her!

The interview basically just covers her six years at our school in terms of her homestays in England and Hawaii, her English-speaking experiences, strengths (listening), her goals (improve speaking) and future dreams. Sadly she didn’t say much about me other than that i was always funny (told you she was easily amused!!) which is of course nice. No mention of my actual teaching though!!

The newspaper is on the web but only available in PDF format so I have taken a few shots with my mobile camera and for those with poor sight the photo with ‘Zoom In’ at the top is the one of me teaching my lesson.

‘The Globe’ have also wheeled out some photos and a report on the Big Red Bus Day which I was part of many months ago in March. This is not my first time in the newspaper though as I also made an appearance a couple of years back after a student of mine won a prize which i had to give to him in typical photograph presentation style. For what its worth I played absolutely no part in him entering the competition. Just the fact that I was his teacher meant my mug-shot was shown.

I’m fairly sure that some of my colleagues are getting sick of seeing my face but to be honest I quite like this z-list fame at my company as its good self promotion and some people are even foolish enough to think I’m a good teacher because of these appearances!

Keikotomanabu.net Not The Best Way To Get A-Head In Life!

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India 2007: The Delhi Belly Tour Pt V – Delhi Again!

Rather than pay the RP535 for an air-con seat offered by the station ticket seller I opted instead for a RP104 (about £1.30!) non-aircon sleeper carriage which I was apprehensive about as I thought it could be an overcrowded sweatbox for the 5.5 hour journey back to Delhi.

The trains in India are the longest I’ve ever seen stretching as far as the eye can see and full of freeloaders both inside and on the roof which means your seat may already be taken. Luckily I got on and my seat by the window was vacant which I was happy about as it meant lots of fresh air apart from the long stops at stations where it was very hot.

I was even annoying myself at times in Jaipur with constant hard bargaining. Obviously I didn’t want to get ripped off but the reality was that I used up a lot of energy fighting over about 20 pence but its hard not to be stubborn in India. It was therefore a relief to chat to some natives in a non-haggling situation and nice to see strangers chatting (not to mention arguing too!!) to each other which never happens in Tokyo.

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Following the usual late departure I eventually got back to my destination of Paharganj in New Delhi just before 1am after about 7 hours on board! Like the bus trip a couple of days prior to this the last couple of hours were literally a pain in the ar*e!

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After about only six hours at Hotel Vansh Palace in New Delhi I checked out and took a tricycle to Red Fort. Viewed from afar it looks quite nice but I didn’t think it was so impressive inside. I had chicken sag curry and naan at Karim’s (recommended by the Irish guy in part I) but I  have to say that I actually prefer the curry at my favourite Indian restaurant in Tokyo!

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On the way back to the hotel (where I’d stored my bag) I stopped off for a brief walk around the Connaught Place area and then bumped into Jim and Margarida on Main Bazaar who i had met in Fatephur Sikri. We later met for a quick drink, food and chat to while away the time before my evening flight. Before leaving the hotel it was time to throw out my absolutely filthy shorts and t-shirt and I’m ashamed to say that I had to just dump them on the street but “when in Rome…” and all that. Dropping litter is sadly the way of life and maybe an Indian kid is now walking around in my dirty rejects!!

Overall, my memories of India will not be the mosques or forts but the overly congested mix of garbage, cows, goats, touts, the ever-beeping transport, the colourful salwar kameez and sari’s, men holding hands when they’re not even gay and the contrasting backgrounds of the rich and the very poor. It was also a frustrating place for the fact that apart from the hotel room I got hassled constantly and everyone it seemed wanted to rip me off in terms of overly priced rides or trying to get me in their shops. I did become tired of having conversations that I didn’t want to have and was quite happy to be coming back to Japan by the end of it all. While i was away I met a fair few other travellers all doing much longer jaunts than me but I don’t think I’d want to do longer travel in such a challenging country.

Having had no injections before my trip I was thankful to just survive the holiday without illness in any form and despite some of my negativity on these pages I did overall enjoy the experience of India’s ‘Golden Triangle’.

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India 2007: The Delhi Belly Tour Pt IV – Jaipur

Took an early morning rickshaw just 11km out of Jaipur to see Amber Fort which looked quite impressive perched on top of a rocky hill but it did feel like walking around a building site at times. I resisted the temptation to ascend the climb to the fort on elephant as it was raining and I thought I may as well wait for a more glamorous setting for such a thing.

I was dropped off in Pink City after that when the regular downpour occurred as I made my way to the City Palace. I walked fairly aimlessly after that ignoring the many offers of rides and shop visits before I stumbled eventually upon Iswari Minar Swarga Sal, a tower offering 360 degree panoramic views of the old city.

Back on the street I met a British couple, Dan and Michelle and went to a Lonely Planet recommended restaurant with them which looked a right sh*thole from the outside but once inside ‘Steam’ it was ok and I indulged myself with another curry set. We then wandered through a couple of shopping bazaars before parting and meeting up again later for dinner on their hotel rooftop at Atithi Guest House.

On leaving a few hours later I met a fairly Westernized Indian guy who wanted to chat to me (or rather at me while he got his views on the world off his chest) and offered me a lift home to which I enquired “how much?” out of habit which he seemed quite offended by but its very difficult to trust anyone in the tourist areas. I guess there are some good people in these areas but most tourists never really meet any.

The next day I was at a bit of a loose end before my train back to Delhi at 4:35 pm. My expectations had been built up about Jaipur through word of mouth but the place didn’t really meet up to these so much. I’d had it with the tourist traps so I ambled round the neighbourhood near my hotel where I got involved in a bit of street cricket with the locals which attracted attention from all quarters whether it be street level or looking down from the upper floors of their apartments. My ability hadn’t changed as I bowled about three wides out of six and was bowled out first ball and a further two times in a solitary over!!

The only other thing of note was shaking hands with a dirty looking man (probably no dirtier in appearance than me at that time though!) who held a tight grip on my hand and then with his other hand pulled a live snake out of his bag waving it in my face. More strange than scary to be honest.

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India 2007: The Delhi Belly Tour Pt III – Fatephur Sikri

It was p*ssing it down all the way from Agra to Fatephur Sikri on my 7am bus ride. 80 minutes for RP22 (about 27 pence) on a rickety old bus with open windows and a leaking roof resulted in my backpack getting a bit of a soaking. Once I’d stored my bag at a hostel I walked up a hill to see another mosque called Jama Masjid. I couldn’t be bothered to go inside though as I was getting annoyed with all the touts trying to offer me guided tours or whatever and I felt I couldn’t trust anyone.

Instead I walked down the major lane just to generally observe the way of life but as I got to the bottom of this hill the heavens opened up and it absolutely pelted it down flooding the place within seconds and I had to wade through a river of piss, sh*t, litter and mud with a huge group of kids in tow of the only white boy in the village at that moment!

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I thought about giving up and moving on altogether when I got back to the hostel but luckily I didn’t and the rain cleared and I went sightseeing again. Not even sure of the name but the palace buildings were impressive due to a lack of visitors and me having no knowledge or expectation of the place. I met two Scottish girls and walked on over to Jama Masjid where this time i had a quick look around the place while trying to fight off unwanted guides.

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After lunch on the hotel rooftop with a load of other travellers I went to find Hiran Minar – a 21 metre tower featuring many stone representations of elephant tusks – amid old ruins of a nice looking place away from crowds. Mid-afternoon I had to take a horse-drawn cart to the bus stand but not alone as about 10 others crammed on to it. I was dropped off roadside in an area which was supposed to be the bus stand but was just the usual chaos.

Eventually after a nervous hours wait I hopped on a packed mini-bus where I had to stand up with my backpack at my feet and my ruck-sac on my front as the bus jinked its way through the traffic beeping its horn constantly in true Indian fashion. About an hour down the road I finally got a seat at the back by the window which was necessary for me as there was no air-conditioning. Six of us were squeezed into the five spaces and the first few hours (six in total) were fine but the last couple really killed my backside! Still, I chose this cheap option (RP110 or £1.40) and am still very glad that I did as you get to see and experience a lot more travelling this way rather than going by express air-con train or whatever.

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India 2007: The Delhi Belly Tour Pt II – The Taj Mahal

Thoughtlessly I forgot to change my alarm clock to Indian time so I was woken up at 1.30am (5am in Japan) having struggled to get to sleep before that. A few hours later I took the 6.15am Shatabdi Express to Agra (home of the Taj Mahal) in the comfort of an air-conditioned carriage with free newspaper, water and a meal. Not bad for a two hour journey!

As we pulled out of New Delhi station the Indian way of going to the toilet was confirmed to me as there were many boys squatting on the other tracks doing their business and using their left hand to clean up. Compulsive viewing!!

It was raining heavily in Agra when I took an auto-rickshaw to Hotel Kamal where I paid RP250 (about 3 pounds) for a room and went on the rooftop for my first view of the famous Taj. First on my itinerary though was Agra Fort – a huge red sandstone palace and fort – from where I could also see the Taj Mahal. It was here that I had my first experience of Indian guys wanting their photo taken with me. The glare of their steely eyes for far too long on top of a mistrust of many Indians can be quite intimidating at first but its something I got very used to as it repeated itself constantly for the remainder of my trip.

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Next, I walked up behind the Taj Mahal where I was this time surrounded by a large group of kids begging for money and wanting a photo. I escaped them by paying RP750 to go inside and it was very nice but having seen it so many times already that day from other angles I didn’t get any special feeling but I guess anyone who has ever travelled with me knows that I’m often underwhelmed by these things!

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Temperatures that afternoon were at a peak of 42 degrees celsius and I posed for many photos with Indian men (never any women the whole time I was in the country!) and rarely got left alone from their interrogating questions in an english accent which at times was difficult to understand.

At night I finally thought it time to get stuck in to some local food which I did on the hotel rooftop where I had curry, naan and a chapati with two Dutch guys.

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India 2007: The Delhi Belly Tour Pt I – Delhi

With my 30th birthday soon approaching I fancied the challenge of India before I settle on a life holidaying in developed countries and staying in 5 star hotels and doing package tours including air-conditioned transport between the tourist traps!

So many horror stories beforehand but despite a 90 minute delay at Narita Airport I arrived at my first nights hotel in the backpacker area (Paharganj) of Delhi relatively easily. That is apart from the pre-paid taxi getting a puncture on the way!

After a few ‘Kingfisher’ beers that night I wasn’t in a rush to do much on my first full day other than adjust to the climate and new chaotic surroundings of New Delhi which is full of street shops, tricycles, rickshaws, travellers, litter, touts, more touts and the king of the streets – the holy cow!

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I met an Irish guy at the station while filling out the excessive paperwork for my train to Agra the following day and went for breakfast with him before going solo and taking a pre-paid rickshaw to Humayun’s Tomb. After that was my first experience of being forced by the driver to visit a few shops. As much as I hate shopping I would have liked to look at a few things throughout the trip but its made difficult as you get pounced on as soon as you show the slightest interest.

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He eventually took me to Jama Masjid (India’s largest mosque) at a cheap price as he gets paid for each customer he takes to the shops. However I wasn’t allowed in as I had shorts on but I thought some guy was trying to scam me by charging me entry for a free place. I tried to just walk in but the guy ran after me and caused a bit of a scene resulting in everyone looking at me and this in a country where the people really do stare at you for a long time. Fortunately at the bottom of the steps leading to this mosque I met a kid who took me round to a side entrance where I  was given something to wrap around my lower half. It was quite impressive inside though painful at times as my bare feet burned on the floor (this despite them rolling out a carpet for walking) and the tower view did offer some great views of the area and beyond.

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After that I walked for ages getting lost among the pandemonium of Chandni Chowk before i got scammed by some kid who rode me on his tricycle to Old Delhi station and not New Delhi!

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