Japanorama & Adam And Joe Go Tokyo

Since I got my DivX player a few months back I have been going through some of my dvd downloads and I ended up watching two series’ about Japan. The first was Jonathan Ross’ Japanorama which was tucked away on the BBC3 schedule last year and the other was ‘Adam and Joe Go Tokyo’ which was on the same channel a few years back.

Both series were a bit different to the usual documentary or travel programme and delivered to the UK public in a humorous way which I guess is not too difficult to do given the contents which would be seen as being “bizarre’ by most Brits and that probably includes myself too even though i have been in among it for the last few years.

Many people may think Japan is a homogenous society where people remain on “the inside” not wanting to be “outsiders” or different so that it may upset social harmony. However, if you look beyond the generalisations there are different people as outlined particularly in the second series of Japanorama. Wossy ethusiastically focused on six different parts of Japanese culture (e.g. cool, cute, geeks etc) and he was like a big kid at times. He even used one of the Japanese toys in the last episode of the 2nd Extras series in which he played himself.

Both programmes did overlap at times but thats not too surprising.

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Far too many things to mention here but highlights among other things included geek spotting in Akihabara, finger-phones, noodle slurping, robots, maid cafes, cos-play conventions, elvis dancers, loose socks, the yakuza, hard-gay man, fugu, hello kitty, beetle racing and work uniforms which are actually worn with pride, status and a sense of belonging to the company unlike in other countries.

The Adam and Joe show included many off these things too but they got a little more involved in creating situations such as trying to become famous in a city where “any washed up star” can do so! This included wearing strange costumes for the Matrix premier, trying to get stuff for free in a shop and a mock TV interview in Shibuya which saw them mobbed by actors which resulted in more people gathering around. The best part of this over the eight week show was the forming of a band named ‘Gaijin Invasion'(see the video here) who busked in the park in Kichijoji and even got on music station Space Shower TV.

They also went to a cos-play convention dressed as Harry Potter and Wizard, held a speed eating contest and looked at the other wierd and wonderful things in Tokyo like dog petting zoo’s, host bars, capsule hotels and a stack of useless gadgets and inventions. These included a nude bra, a cushion that looks like an arm for those lonely people and a device to let you know what you’re dog is saying called “Bowlingual”. I’m sure you agree that this is all essential stuff!!

One of my highlights from this series was seeing them play finger pointing game “Gets” with Dandy Sakano who is a Japanese comedian from yesteryear and can be seen here. Doing this action to illicit the word ‘get’ or ‘gets’ in class normally guarantees cheap laughs.

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Dining Out: Curry On Regardless

There are two weekly listings magazines for foreigners in Tokyo and they regularly review restaurants which I have always ignored. That was until last weekend when I went to an Indian cafe in Shinjuku which had been reviewed in ‘Notice Board’ magazine as I thought I should start trying a few Indian places to prepare me for my trip to Delhi at the end of this month. You see I’m always thinking one step ahead just like a carpenter making stairs!

The previous night I had had a staff party at work which involved a lot of drinking and the inevitable all-night karaoke where I threw up over the balcony on the stairwell area. Not sure what floor we were on (6th??) but chundering a few floors down and hearing the splat was certainly a new experience for me. I don’t think anyone got showered by my puke either! Anyway, nursing a bit of a hangover was maybe not the ideal preparation for Indian food given the effects it can sometimes have on my stomach.

Maharaja Cafe is a fairly basic but relaxed place selling South Indian grub which is supposedly more sweet than the more spicy north which is where I am heading on my short seven day trip. I remembered this place from the magazine as I heard about its desserts (mango pudding, kulfi indian ice cream, ras malai) and wanted to sample one or two but the previous nights excursion sadly took its toll on me and I could only manage a couple of lassi’s, sag chicken and cheese nan bread which I had never seen before let alone had. Delicious it was too.

Next stop: The real thing.

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African Festa 2007

It’s fair to say that I have been quite ignorant of all things African related throughout my life and my knowledge amounts to not much more than Cameroon’s exploits at Italia ’90, Live Aid and Comic Relief.

That was re-addressed in some way on a lovely sunny day a few weeks ago when I went to the African Festa in Hibiya Park. There were stalls from all the African nations (some of which I’d never even heard of!) selling many arts and crafts as well as some national dishes. I plumped for some Ethiopian food; a dish called ‘Queens Set’ and a tapioca strawberry milkshake which you can see in the photo below and judge for yourself on its appearance. To be honest it was ok but nothing special and probably better than I thought it would be.

I wouldn’t say I really know much more about African culture now but it did open my eyes a bit and got me thinking that I shouldn’t leave the door to Africa completely closed to future travel possibilities. For now though I am concentrating on Asia but there aren’t too many more places I want to visit in this part of the world.

    

Also, this African Festa was sandwiched in between Thai and Sri Lankan festivals in Yoyogi Park. When I first hear about these types of events I usually think “Who the hell is going to go to that?” but am always amazed by the turnout of both foreigners and Japanese. It just goes to show that the Japanese do take quite an interest in other countries’ cultures. Not sure if that could be said for some other countries people.

You can see Ricky Gervais’ hilarious ‘Comic Relief 07’ video sketch here
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I’m The Invisible Man

Two examples yesterday of the frustration at times of being a foreigner in Japan. Of course there are many times when being an ‘alien’ works in my favour but its annoying when you’re trying to just go about simple things and you have to endure problems. First of all I went in to the post office (a place which has p*ssed me off before with its anal rules although I guess in some way that is what makes this country operate smoothly) and gave the clerk two cards and said I wanted to send them to Igirisu (England) but moments later I see him pointing at England and asking his colleague which country that is in Japanese. “Excuse me, but I just told you in Japanese what it is” I think to myself.

Next, I meet my friend Shinji and after some ramen we go to ‘Dennys’ to just sit and relax over a dessert and a few soft drinks. Ready to order another drink I call over the waiter. “Excuse me, one of these please” I say to him in Japanese and he replies “chotto matei kudasai” (just a moment please) which I thought just meant he was busy and would take my order soon but then seconds later a waitress comes to the table and asks for my order which Shinji gives this time.

It seems that as often happens the Japanese get flustered when someone obviously foreign speaks to them and right from the start they are not gonna even try and understand anything I say even though it’s in their language. Sure, my pronunciation is terrible at times but they switch off as soon as I open my mouth and panic and don’t listen to anything I say. Shinji said he thought that the waiter probably just assumed I was speaking in English and didn’t listen to me at all.

A couple of years ago I was out with my ex-girlfriend and as always the waiter goes over to her when it comes to ordering which is fair enough and maybe the same would happen in England but it did irk me somewhat when they always wanted confirmation and reassurance from her for the order. I guess most of the time everything goes well and of course they don’t mean anything intentionally bad but every now and again things like this happen and make me feel like I am invisible and don’t exist.

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My Trusted Old Bag Is Head-ing For The Bin

For my birthday in 1992 I was given a black ‘Head’ ruck-sack by one of my sisters and almost everywhere I’ve been since then that bag has been with me. However, last months trip to the Philippines may well have been its last stand as one of the straps broke. Luckily for me it came apart when I was back on dry land but only just. If it had happened a few minutes earlier some of my most important possessions would have got soaked and without doubt would have been useless thereafter.

Back in 1992 I was a high school student and at some point in the following year I thought it cool to scrawl the name U2 in the bottom corner in tip-ex as they were my favourite band of the time. 15 years later and that graffiti still remains on the bag and I guess I should be thankful that I still really like them. When I think of the other bands that I liked back in the early 90s i feel lucky that I didn’t write any of them on it.

As the years have passed the bag has inevitably suffered wear and tear but for my next trip i will now have a new companion. Will I miss the old one and the memories (I will resisit the temptation to namedrop the countries I’ve been to with that bag) that go with it? I doubt it as after all its just a bag isn’t it?

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Lessons To Be Learned

Had some feedback a couple of weeks ago from my observation lesson at the start of May. This should have been the day after that but I asked for it to be postponed as I didn’t want to get up early that day as there was a big football match in the early hours of that morning. A justified reason I thought!

My ADOS (assistant director of studies) observed one of my KG lessons where I had to get the kids to identify a few stationery items such as a ruler/pen/pencil/pencil case etc as well as asking the question ‘What is it?’ and recognising when we use ‘a’ or ‘an’. Of course this sounds very easy to you but for 6 and 7 year old kids its not such plain sailing.

You can speculate among yourselves about the negative thoughts on my teaching but what he did like was my enthusiasm, use of space and realia and also music!

A month or two ago I decided to glam-up my lessons a bit by a quite simple method. I made a couple of compilation CD’s and introduced my classes to intro and outro music for each lesson which started off with the students walking into the classroom to the sound of the Star Wars theme and leaving to that of ‘Matsuken Samba’ which is a famous cheesey Japanese song.

Since then the Rocky theme and famous classical music pieces by Prokofiev and Carl Orff have been used at the start of lessons and ‘The Exorcist‘, ‘Terminator‘ and ‘Back To The Future‘ themes playing lightly in the background while they’re doing the boring bookwork bits is an idea resurrected from my training course in London a couple of years ago. I guess all this is bringing out the frustrated radio DJ in me!

Also, I photocopied my page on Keikotomanabu.net and placed it on my desk for the students to blatantly see. In this game you have to amuse yourself how you can so it made me smile when i could practise my David Brent (of ‘The Office’ fame) impersonation by asking the students “is that in your way?”. Ah, how little things can amuse but I figure if I’m cheerful then that will hopefully transmit its way to the students who will also be happy.

In the world of teaching you tend to steal ideas from whoever you can. This doesn’t just include other teachers where I’m concerned but also includes knicking radio features such as ‘Guess the intro’, ‘Guess Who?’ and ‘Defend The Indefensible’ from BBC Radio Five Live’s excellent Fighting Talk which I play in my TOEFL lesson.

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The Philippines 2007 Pt IV – Puerto Princesa

Yes I know I’m stringing this Philippines stuff out and milking it for all its worth but this is the final chapter………probably! After only a few hours sleep Donald, Evelyn (aka ‘the Belgians’), Nichola and myself took an adventurous three hour jeepney ride (about one pound sixty) along the bumpy roads back to Puerto Princesa which is the main city on the island of Palawan. This ride was an experience in itself as the journey is only about two hours but it takes 50% longer due to the constant p*ssing about in terms of stopping for locals to jump on and off or load and unload all number of materials such as timber or fish!

ridning on the back of the jeepney  Philippines AprMay '07 271

Following a fairly sudden parting of ways with my travel companions I was left to my own devices once again. I had the whole afternoon to see what I could of Palawan’s capital so hired a tricycle and my driver Bo (not just your average driver but also a man in the running for Councilor) first took me 16km south to the worlds largest free penal colony in Iwahig. It was a nice area but most of the prisoners were on lunch (or had they escaped?!) though I did get to meet one who rushed over to sell a t-shirt to me when I got out to take a photo.

a horrible dirty criminal....and a Filipino prisoner!!  Iwahig penal colony farm

We also took a very bumpy road to a beautiful river which was full with bathers enjoying the crystal clear water but stupidly I had forgotten to pack my swimming shorts despite putting my towel in. After that we stopped off at Palawan Wildlife Rescue and Conservation Centre in Irawan where I got to hold a baby Crocodile called “Francesca” and our little tour ended with a quick visit to Honda Bay which was nothing too special having seen the beauty of El Nido. I did get to see a fairly big group of workers going about their fishing business which was quite interesting and that was more-or-less the end of my holiday.

Francesca  Philippines AprMay '07 246  the crocodile hunter  Philippines AprMay '07 236  Philippines AprMay '07 227  Football Volleyball in Puerto Princesa

Overall, it was a great trip where I managed to do and experience more than I could probably have hoped for amid a cast of hundreds of happy and smiling locals in such a beautiful part of the Philippines. As mentioned back in Part I, I sampled a country of kind friendly people, lovely turquoise-green water, amazing islands, cute kids, mostly great weather, beautiful women, good snorkelling and lots of adventure. I was lucky to hang out with some nice fellow travellers particularly Donald who was an interesting funny guy and it was good to have eye contact with people which rarely happens in Tokyo and the fact that there was never any hassle from sellers and beggars was pleasant too.

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The Philippines 2007 Pt III – Subterranean River

Sad to say it for an area so beautiful but my interest in the islands of El Nido and its snorkelling had started to wane and I fancied seeing a new part of Palawan so at 7am I joined Donald, Evelyn and Nichola on a boat from El Nido down to Sabang which was more preferable than taking the bus or a jeepney though when we encountered heavy rainfall mid-journey I maybe thought differently!

On arrival we checked into ‘Dab Dab’ and its lovely designer cottages before taking a quick mangrove tour where we also suffered another sizable downpour. After that we took a boat to the Puerto Princesa Subterranean River National Park which was the reason why we went to Sabang. It was something I had wanted to do but didn’t think it would be possible as i was thinking I’d be spending three whole days in El Nido.

The Subterranean River is the worlds longest navigable river of which tourists can travel along a quarter of its 8km length seeing and listening to loads of bats flying around the cave. It was really nice and is what Lonely Planet refers to as being like you’re in the Jules Verne novel “Journey to the Center of the Earth”. Along the way our guide pointed the resemblance between the many many rock formations and Holy figures, women, vegetables and so on.

Donald, Evelyn, me, Nichola  Philippines AprMay '07 156  Philippines AprMay '07 170  Sabang mangroves en-route to Sabang  ending the tour with a song!

Thanks to our driver giving them some bait wild monkeys suddenly appeared on cue when we had finished the river cruise. There was also a spotting of an alligator. Not a bad afternoons work given our time restrictions.

Night-time brought about yet another fine example of local hospitality when a couple of us were invited to sing karaoke and drink beer in one of their homes with their family and a few other hangers on. Unfortunately my throat was in pain from the previous two nights drinking and furthermore the choice of songs was fairly poor as the Filipinos seem obsessed with the kind of love songs that I despise. All in all though it was a good night.

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The Philippines 2007 Pt II – Island Hopping In El Nido

After taking a cramped bus to Taytay the Belgians and I decided to just carry on for an extra couple of hours to our intended destination of El Nido in north-west Palawan which we did by paying the driver a handsome sum (still very cheap by our standards). About the only available accommodation belonged to a man who looked put-out when we showed up offering him money to stay at his place for a night or two. Still it was only P300 (just over £3) for the night though probably the most basic of all the accommodation I stayed in and thats saying something! After some dinner and a couple of Red Horse beers we booked on to a snorkelling tour for the next day.

I woke up to what sounded like Noahs Ark outside but was in reality just a pig chained up behind my hut. Not surprisingly we changed places after that with me going to a hut with splendid views of the Bacuit Bay. It was fantastic weather on the snorkelling tour which took us on a boat tour around many islands with the main one being Matinloc Island where we went to the beautiful Secret Beach which true to form is not really secret as everyone knows about it as its in all guidebooks and maps. This was lovely turquoise coloured sea well-hidden and provided our first area for snorkelling.

After that all the islands blended into one as we stopped off at many and did lots and lots of snorkelling and of course I ended up burning my back despite applying my Japanese-bought sun lotion. Thats the last time I use that! At one of the later islands I was invited on to a big boat where a family and their friends were having a birthday party and I was treated to some unbelievable Filipino hospitality and I even got the chance to cut a piece of meat from the pig they had cooked.

            

In the evening we had some local fish specialities and after that myself and Nichola (an English girl on our tour) went out for a few drinks where we met a Filipino called Lester whose name alone was of great interest to me! We played pool for beers and then went to a karaoke bar which was basically empty and we partied till about 2.30am.

It was a cloudy start to the following day which saw us take another tour around the islands and it even rained a little (it did get back to normal later thankfully) when we got to the crytsal clear saltwaters of Big Lagoon on Miniloc Island. There was also a Small Lagoon which was only accessible by swimming through a small hole.

Both were very nice and there was another lagoon to come in the form of Secret Lagoon which was accessed by climbing through a hole in the rock. I saw a nice sunset at night near my lodgings and had drinks at a beach bar with a load of people from the two tours and after a spot of dinner we attended a fiesta which was taking place on the street right outside my place and this festival of dance, music and drinking carried on into the early hours. Having had a big one the night before I lasted until about 1am before hitting the sack.

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The Philippines 2007 Pt I – No Thriller In Manila But It Was OK!

I was a little apprehensive beforehand about whether my Philippine travel plans would be realised but in fact they were surpassed on what was a fantastic weeks holiday. Kind friendly people, lovely turquoise-green water, amazing islands, mostly great weather, beautiful women, good snorkelling and lots of adventure. First of all though I had to survive a night in the capital of Manila.

Dinosaurs at Intramuros  Intramuros  Philippines AprMay '07 020  Philippines AprMay '07 025

Due to the length of time spent at the Airport going through immigration, searching for an ATM, deciding where to go and taking a taxi it was already mid-afternoon by the time I found some suitable (i.e. cheap!) accommodation; the ironically named ‘Lovelymoon Pension’ at P400 (just over £4) for the night in the Malate area.

Once I hit the streets I walked along Baywalk promenade to Rizal Park where I met a Filipino called Eddie (or Eduardo) who I was suspicious of from the start but travelling must affect the brain as I kept talking to him when he approached me. I eventually gave him the benefit of doubt as usually they’re only after money.

Rizal Park, Manila  thankfully not our bus!  Manila Baywalk  Lovelymoon Pension Inn

We watched a quite nice sunset together before walking back through the park to see Intramuros which is a ‘must-see’ in Manila according to the guide books. Having read about it I still didn’t really know what it is but after a night tour I discovered it was the oldest district in Manila with old style buildings buily by the Spanish which were closed and poorly lit at night so I wasn’t really any wiser!

After that we took a ridiculously cheap jeepney (colourful indigenous public transport) back to the Baywalk and had a few ‘San Miguel’ beers while watching a live band consisting of hot girls in short skirts and boots performing a medley of songs by the likes of the Sugababes, Pussycat Dolls, Mary J Blige and a load of other predominantly female bands or singers.

The following morning (Mon 30 Apr) I was up early to take a couple of jeepney rides to the Airport for my domestic flight to Puerto Princesa on the “last frontier” more commonly known as Palawan Island in the west of The Philippines. As soon as I arrived at the airport I took a tricycle to the bus station ready to take a bus up north to a town called Taytay and it was here that I met a really nice Belgian couple called Donald and Evelyn who would become my travel companions for the rest of my travels.

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